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The Ultimate Cheat

"This would be the day that Randolph finally became someone important. He would become the Cheat champion. He had been waiting for this day for years."

by pandas_91
The Amazing Adoption

This is a true story of how I got my loving Grundo, Mallexar.

by amsurito
A Fish Out of Water

"I don't know. Go explore or something. Just be bored somewhere else, ok?"

by thediractor
The Restless Gnorbu

Yifeb had started working at the Chocolate Factory when she was very young. "It's like my second home," she was fond of saying.

by emrozi
Space Chaser

But the alien Aisha was just so determined to make it work. He'd spend dozens of hours each week...

by le_eyo
Importance

Today was the day. I had finally proven that I was responsible enough to go deposit our neopoints.

by beautifuldirtyrich__
My Visit To The NT Office!

Look out for those new Meepit cashiers...

by mikugumilove
The Examiner's Choice

A bubbly Bruce hopped up next to try and enter the imperial exam. The Kacheek looked up at her and said, "Spell 'working', please."

by lemonberry_kitkat
The Spellbook (of DOOM)

Note to self: Dustinany + Spellbook = Bad combo.

by pretsel_is_back
A Letter Too Late

For thirty-seven years now I have been your most loyal and trusted servant.

by barefootedcinderella
Marching - A Band Geek Story

It was only the second day of band camp, and I was already wishing for it to be over.

by laurapet131
WN BD PPL BC AV UFT

I can't tell you how many hours I've spent watching my owner, Max, standing on top of a box to be taller and screaming, "WN BD PPL BC AV UFT!"

by chocolate_fudge7
 
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Food Shop Fun: Brightvale Fruits
I will travel to the land of knowledge to seek out Neopia's finest berries.

by lord_of_fantasy

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Your Guide to Neopet Cleanliness
20 of the best products in Neopia for keeping your pet clean.

by mango_mango101

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Illusions of Grandeur: Part Two
Either way, this was not my father, but I could more easily get rid of a ghost than track down an illusionist, especially one clever enough to have thought up this trick to begin with.

by kittengriffin

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Jake the Explorer and the Spear of Doom!: Part One
Please come to Mawri-Maakri and investigate. The whole of Mystery Island may be in danger!

by aisha_enchantress110

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Sad Slorg
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by kitteh_love_forever

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Who Knew That
Illusen actually likes yoyos.

by naominzk



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