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The Ultimate Cheat

"This would be the day that Randolph finally became someone important. He would become the Cheat champion. He had been waiting for this day for years."

by pandas_91
The Amazing Adoption

This is a true story of how I got my loving Grundo, Mallexar.

by amsurito
A Fish Out of Water

"I don't know. Go explore or something. Just be bored somewhere else, ok?"

by thediractor
The Restless Gnorbu

Yifeb had started working at the Chocolate Factory when she was very young. "It's like my second home," she was fond of saying.

by emrozi
Space Chaser

But the alien Aisha was just so determined to make it work. He'd spend dozens of hours each week...

by le_eyo
Importance

Today was the day. I had finally proven that I was responsible enough to go deposit our neopoints.

by beautifuldirtyrich__
My Visit To The NT Office!

Look out for those new Meepit cashiers...

by mikugumilove
The Examiner's Choice

A bubbly Bruce hopped up next to try and enter the imperial exam. The Kacheek looked up at her and said, "Spell 'working', please."

by lemonberry_kitkat
The Spellbook (of DOOM)

Note to self: Dustinany + Spellbook = Bad combo.

by pretsel_is_back
A Letter Too Late

For thirty-seven years now I have been your most loyal and trusted servant.

by barefootedcinderella
Marching - A Band Geek Story

It was only the second day of band camp, and I was already wishing for it to be over.

by laurapet131
WN BD PPL BC AV UFT

I can't tell you how many hours I've spent watching my owner, Max, standing on top of a box to be taller and screaming, "WN BD PPL BC AV UFT!"

by chocolate_fudge7
 
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A Slorgtastic Party



All great Slorg enthusiasts know that the 3rd day of the month of Storing is when we celebrate those adorable little slimey Petpets. Anybody who's anybody will be throwing and/or attending Slorg Day parties, but how can you host a Slorg Day Party that you know will be super Slorgtacular? It does not matter if you are a beginner or the most experienced event planner! If you decide to follow my five easy steps, you can be sure that your Slorg Day party will out-Slorg all the rest!



Other Stories


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Food Shop Fun: Brightvale Fruits
I will travel to the land of knowledge to seek out Neopia's finest berries.

by lord_of_fantasy

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How to Be Your Owner's Favourite! Pt. 2
We have all had our fair share of fights and disputes, but your siblings are there for life (unless they are taken to the dreaded.... POUND! /screams).

by zinkidy_dink

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Princess Mind-Reader: Part Five
Still gloomy with the fact that Deliluk had left, Victoria tried nearly every hour to contact Deliluk, but he never went into her head.

by thornfoot2

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Ties That Bind: Part Three
The mages began to chant in some foreign language, a singsong gibberish that echoed in the large room, growing louder as seconds passed.

Art by merlynia

by merlynia


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Just a Baby JubJub
That baby JubJub is my hero! :)

by zwackypoopz

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Castle Nox - What the....?
Seriously - where did it come from?!

by erfurt_lauren



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