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Super Hasee Bounce Guide

Tired of plain old Hasee Bounce? Fancy an upgrade?

by coraire
Light Faeries, Chocolate, and the Lab Ray: A Scandal

The lab ray is a rather mysterious object in Neopia and often confuses many Neopians, but every few years, it has shed light on shocking scandals, wicked secrets, and even evil plots.

by wizzy13_7
The Golden Dubloon: The Review

The Golden Dubloon is better than kelp. And Captain Hackett did NOT tell me to write that...

by yayzz_1245
Extreme Herding

The object of the game is to grab as many petpets as possible, one by one, and safely put them into the paddock...

by lab_it
Top 10 Grooming Supplies to AVOID

Sadly, not all grooming supplies work miracles.

by a_l2n_l2n_a
A History of Maraqua; The City of a Thousand Fish

An in-depth history of Maraqua, and a bunch of good reasons to choose Maraqua during the Cup. Not much time left now!

by kieronstoff
Faerie Bubbles - Making the Shot

Sometimes math isn't only about Imiya. :)

by monosaccharides
Online Bullying: A Real Problem, Even on Neopets

Being on a computer doesn't take away our feelings.

by eostrum
Neopian Sickness

Sick?! Oh, No!

by ansley61
Evil Laughter 101

Just half an hour with this article and you'll soon be cackling like a pro.

by autotune
Ye Olde Fishing Vortex – A Guide

This vortex was discovered during the rebuilding of Maraqua...

by charlie_ryan
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"The Beginning of the Snowager" by impressible
Even the oldest neopets cannot recall it being any other way. There have been tales of victory, of prized treasures being snatched from right under its slumbering nose. But there have also been tales of defeat, stories that are told by careful owners to ensure that their pets are never overcome by greed of the monster's items. The origin of the Snowager has been lost in the flurries of the mountain, only to exist in one pet's memories...

Other Stories


Diary of Drama
"Seriously, I sit down for two seconds, and suddenly everyone surrounds me and chats up a storm!" I grumbled.

by drama4ever_6


Purple Paint and Blue Blood
"So," Mom said. "I almost have enough to morph you into a Cybunny."

by 7splat52


March of the Fire: Part One
I had never known my real name. I was called Mayella, because that was a name that Dr. D had always wanted to name a little girl...

Art by blizard131

by blizard131


From a Rock to a Hard Place: Part Two
"Prisoners #3410 and #3411 to transmogrification unit B-64."

by ellbot1998


You'll be begging for Rock Baby Cabbages once you've tried this.

by not_so_shorty_12


Recipe for Disaster

by prismfire

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