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Super Hasee Bounce Guide

Tired of plain old Hasee Bounce? Fancy an upgrade?

by coraire
Light Faeries, Chocolate, and the Lab Ray: A Scandal

The lab ray is a rather mysterious object in Neopia and often confuses many Neopians, but every few years, it has shed light on shocking scandals, wicked secrets, and even evil plots.

by wizzy13_7
The Golden Dubloon: The Review

The Golden Dubloon is better than kelp. And Captain Hackett did NOT tell me to write that...

by yayzz_1245
Extreme Herding

The object of the game is to grab as many petpets as possible, one by one, and safely put them into the paddock...

by lab_it
Top 10 Grooming Supplies to AVOID

Sadly, not all grooming supplies work miracles.

by a_l2n_l2n_a
A History of Maraqua; The City of a Thousand Fish

An in-depth history of Maraqua, and a bunch of good reasons to choose Maraqua during the Cup. Not much time left now!

by kieronstoff
Faerie Bubbles - Making the Shot

Sometimes math isn't only about Imiya. :)

by monosaccharides
Online Bullying: A Real Problem, Even on Neopets

Being on a computer doesn't take away our feelings.

by eostrum
Neopian Sickness

Sick?! Oh, No!

by ansley61
Evil Laughter 101

Just half an hour with this article and you'll soon be cackling like a pro.

by autotune
Ye Olde Fishing Vortex – A Guide

This vortex was discovered during the rebuilding of Maraqua...

by charlie_ryan
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"The Beginning of the Snowager" by impressible
Even the oldest neopets cannot recall it being any other way. There have been tales of victory, of prized treasures being snatched from right under its slumbering nose. But there have also been tales of defeat, stories that are told by careful owners to ensure that their pets are never overcome by greed of the monster's items. The origin of the Snowager has been lost in the flurries of the mountain, only to exist in one pet's memories...

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The Beginning of the Snowager
The origin of the Snowager has been lost in the flurries of the mountain, only to exist in one pet's memories...

by impressible


Judging Books
And just the thought of asking that Dark Faerie for help... Zuri shuddered. Maybe she should try another section...

by bulletbait


The Conspiracy: Part Two
"This knife was never meant to cut anything," he said grimly. "The edges are even blunter than the tip. I think it must be poisoned."

by jokerhahaazzz


Terror Mountain - in Trouble!: Part One
Jatalle awoke with a squeal as a drop of icy water splashed onto her face.

by elly042


Beauty is vain.

by kanalusa


Out to Lunch
Welcome to the family!

by kamagirin

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