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Super Hasee Bounce Guide

Tired of plain old Hasee Bounce? Fancy an upgrade?

by coraire
Light Faeries, Chocolate, and the Lab Ray: A Scandal

The lab ray is a rather mysterious object in Neopia and often confuses many Neopians, but every few years, it has shed light on shocking scandals, wicked secrets, and even evil plots.

by wizzy13_7
The Golden Dubloon: The Review

The Golden Dubloon is better than kelp. And Captain Hackett did NOT tell me to write that...

by yayzz_1245
Extreme Herding

The object of the game is to grab as many petpets as possible, one by one, and safely put them into the paddock...

by lab_it
Top 10 Grooming Supplies to AVOID

Sadly, not all grooming supplies work miracles.

by a_l2n_l2n_a
A History of Maraqua; The City of a Thousand Fish

An in-depth history of Maraqua, and a bunch of good reasons to choose Maraqua during the Cup. Not much time left now!

by kieronstoff
Faerie Bubbles - Making the Shot

Sometimes math isn't only about Imiya. :)

by monosaccharides
Online Bullying: A Real Problem, Even on Neopets

Being on a computer doesn't take away our feelings.

by eostrum
Neopian Sickness

Sick?! Oh, No!

by ansley61
Evil Laughter 101

Just half an hour with this article and you'll soon be cackling like a pro.

by autotune
Ye Olde Fishing Vortex – A Guide

This vortex was discovered during the rebuilding of Maraqua...

by charlie_ryan
 
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Grooming to AVOID



We all know the proud owner of the Grooming Parlour tries her best to sell us products that keep us and our pets clean and pretty. This can be proven through many pretty Neopets who I cannot list in this article all at once, such as Lulu, Princesses Vyssa, Amira, Fernypoo and Lunara! Sadly, not all grooming supplies work miracles. In fact, there are some...



Other Stories


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Purple Paint and Blue Blood
"So," Mom said. "I almost have enough to morph you into a Cybunny."

by 7splat52

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Diary of Drama
"Seriously, I sit down for two seconds, and suddenly everyone surrounds me and chats up a storm!" I grumbled.

by drama4ever_6

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The Conspiracy: Part Two
"This knife was never meant to cut anything," he said grimly. "The edges are even blunter than the tip. I think it must be poisoned."

by jokerhahaazzz

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From a Rock to a Hard Place: Part Two
"Prisoners #3410 and #3411 to transmogrification unit B-64."

by ellbot1998

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Recipe for Disaster
YAAHOOO!

by prismfire

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Ice Creaming
If this is where ice cream comes from, I'm worried.

by leetmango



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