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Battle Potatoes: Dice of Despair

Never enrage obsessive Dice-a-Roo players!

Idea by keeleyann19

by ivie_outrage

The Cure: Part 2

Good thing we have an inventor in the family!

Art by abigail_78

by xox_cloud_xox

The Truth About King Skarl

What can you do?

Also by crepe14

by airlineer

'Tween Spaces (Part 2 of 2)

Conniving, pesky Haunted pets may or may not not listen to their owner's demands.

by faerienyx
Explosive Concoctions (Yes, we're still bitter.)

Recently in Shenkuu....

Idea by axe_raider

by joel_hudson

Igloo Garage Incineration

Certain pets are not meant to shop there...

Art by repulsives

by ava_ked

The Search for Inspiration Prt. 2

Amazing!

by louishooper
Kiochi - Invisible Pets

Hey, I'm unconverted!

by chibino
Misty - Kass Basher

That's one strong plushie...

by mist222
Murasaki Moments - Ish Mah Ticket!

Don't bite the hand that feeds you...

by shmozie
Wildfire's Friend

Can I keep it?

by 0okamiseishin
Paper Trail

The Lab Ray is hazardous to friendships.

by discowhale
In the Name of Science

You can never be too careful.

by lombre
Hootenanny

What a child...

by bellisimo_star
Vegetating: Meeting the Tax Beast

In the end, the mother always triumphs...

by rain_e_days
Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Because change is scary.

by wallaroo42
Jelly Woes

Guess what?

by imogenweasley
Petpetpet Adventures

Standing too close to a Petpetpet Eating Plant is NOT a good idea.

by lowsodium
Out to Lunch

Welcome to the family!

by kamagirin
NeoQuest II

The Final Battle

by sogochilli
Splat a Slorg

Mmmmm...

by clockblock
Confetti Scuba Diving

Oh look, a giant squid...

by smlv4_smlv4_1_1_1
Makeup

Beauty is vain.

by kanalusa
Food for All- Dish #7

I'm home!

by maiinoki
The Zanuxar & Puknot Show: Wearable Wings

Wearable wings are the new trend these days. Make sure you have enough NC, though!

by wingsofathena
Boochi strikes... and the UC pets strike back!

Featuring hottendott's lovely Poogle, placanta

by dragonsflame_uk
Professor Mootix

Eureka!

by molzypoo
Neo Events

Random events can make you crazy...

by ilovepuppies31
Uh... Help?

Both teams are tied...

by 0turtle
One Fish, Two Fish

Fantastic birthday parties don't just grow on trees, you know.

by fish_puddle
Toast?

tick tick...

by grammy27272727
Ice Creaming

If this is where ice cream comes from, I'm worried.

by leetmango
Speak No More

SO. CUTE.

by laehlani
Rancid

You'll be begging for Rock Baby Cabbages once you've tried this.

by not_so_shorty_12
Recipe for Disaster

YAAHOOO!

by prismfire
 
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"The Beginning of the Snowager" by impressible
Even the oldest neopets cannot recall it being any other way. There have been tales of victory, of prized treasures being snatched from right under its slumbering nose. But there have also been tales of defeat, stories that are told by careful owners to ensure that their pets are never overcome by greed of the monster's items. The origin of the Snowager has been lost in the flurries of the mountain, only to exist in one pet's memories...




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How Bevane Got His Sword
Night fell early in the Haunted Woods.

by rainbow_dracula

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A Sister's Fortune
Business hadn't been good these days, not since fortune cookies had become a household treat.

by spotlightstarzafara

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A History of Maraqua; The City of a Thousand Fish
An in-depth history of Maraqua, and a bunch of good reasons to choose Maraqua during the Cup. Not much time left now!

by kieronstoff

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Extreme Herding
The object of the game is to grab as many petpets as possible, one by one, and safely put them into the paddock...

by lab_it

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Jhudora's Revenge: Part Seven
Edna's facial expression became an odd mixture of a grin and a grimace. "Not always as secluded as I'd like."

by ewagon

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From a Rock to a Hard Place: Part Two
"Prisoners #3410 and #3411 to transmogrification unit B-64."

by ellbot1998



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