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Get the PT Avatar in Under a Week!

Always jealous of people with the cute Plushie Tycoon avatar? Confused about how to play the game? Then this guide is for you!

by horsecrazyirishgirl
Filling in the Blanks: What Every Neopian Needs

Imagine that your primary Neopets account is a house. Besides being attractive and appearing affluent from the outside, its inherent qualities are just as important.

by allielle
Dueling Decks: The Ultimate Guide

Dueling Decks is a great strategy game, and very easy to earn Neopoints from.

by purplejellystalker
Kadoatery Tips and Tricks for Super-Fast Wiz Feeding

Prepare to feed those kads at the speed of light!

by trypanophobia
The Lazy Neopian's Guide to Restocking

The problem with restocking is time. Buying time, pricing time, listing time, time taken posting on the Neoboards and haggling...

by binkygirl999
Snow Wars II: No Longer Insurmountable

How to properly conquer Snow Wars II. Prepare yourselves, because we're starting from the very beginning!

by unstock
Choosing the Best Shop to Restock At

The four golden rules...

by yayzz_1245
Imperial Exam Game Guide

You play as a Kacheek who is in charge of who is allowed entrance to the exam.

by coraire
Blumaroos, Great or Greatest?

The advantages of owning a Blumaroo are many.

Also by candyrabi

by yuri445

The Top Ten Ways to Support Your AC Team

With the Altador Cup (AC) only a few weeks away, the hype is building up to what will be, once again, a spectacular climax.

by thekookycookie
The Hunt for Hunting Equipment

Get geared up for the Month of Hunting! Don't be the prey, be the predator!

by creative008
Mastering Island Chef Academy

This guide should turn you into a top rated chef in no time!

by vulpy37
How to Ugga the Drop

The basic premise of the game is to jump off a cliff, fall, and try not to die on your landing. Sounds great, huh?

by mikeythemighty
Tarla and Nabile: The Truth Revealed

Recently there has been much speculation in regards to Tarla's new look. Many people have noted the similarity with another popular Ixi: Nabile.

by grinkbunni
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"The Potion of Insanity" by brokensilent
Torrent was about to open her mouth and say something when a slender Dark Faerie poofed in front of them. Her eyes glittered with malice and power crackled at her fingertips. "That would be mine," she hissed and swiped at the precious bottle. Torrent yanked it to her chest, staring...

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Opal's Faerie
Opal thought of how close she was to completing her faerie collection. She took a few deep breaths.

by shrimpdevil6443


A Neopian Feast
A celebration of the Month of Eating. :)

by fleurdust


Meepits vs Feepits... Vs Dr. Sloth: Part Three
Dr. Sloth's yell over the loud speaker system made everyone in the Space Station jump, and it sent Ralph running. Within what he hoped was two seconds he had reached Dr. Sloth's office.

Also by shirahli

by orlando_bloom_bigfan


Jhudora's Revenge: Part Six
"Be careful not to get your paw anywhere near her. She's not a friendly gruslen."

by ewagon


Choose Your Weapons Wisely
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

by stephanie28915


Shenanigans of Len
Ever wonder how those things work...

by dragonkomachi

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