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Short Stories

The Potion of Insanity

When a potion has the power to awaken the greed of a good queen, it's best kept a secret.

by brokensilent
The Useless Apprentice

Even Apprentice Faeries can feel useless.

by paintbrush123air
Return of the Zombie

I couldn't believe this. I COULDN'T BELIEVE THIS! Brayns was back, just like she'd threatened!

by flameandthemeepits
A Neopian Feast

A celebration of the Month of Eating. :)

by fleurdust
Beyond that Potion

I was just a Kacheek. Kacheeks, as you probably know, are the most boring and plain pets one could ever imagine.

by butter_bar12
Opal's Faerie

Opal thought of how close she was to completing her faerie collection. She took a few deep breaths.

by shrimpdevil6443
Jhudora's Woes

"Hi, I'm Jhudora," an air faerie mocked, mimicking the dark faerie's voice. "Nice to meet you."

by chat_adik
Friends Forever?

Galaxy felt like the luckiest Grundo in the whole world. Her owner, her little girl, played with her every day.

by vendince
Memories of the PPL: Girjor's Journey

My mom looked amazed. "Save Petpets? There's an organization for that?"

by yoyote
Training BeautysBeat

Uni. Battledome. Until you read this story, you'd probably think these words would NEVER go together.

by pretsel_is_back
How Ellamave Joined The Family

"Oh no, hang on, I'm coming!" the Ixi yelled as she darted up the hill leading to the cliff.

by starry_pride
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"The Potion of Insanity" by brokensilent
Torrent was about to open her mouth and say something when a slender Dark Faerie poofed in front of them. Her eyes glittered with malice and power crackled at her fingertips. "That would be mine," she hissed and swiped at the precious bottle. Torrent yanked it to her chest, staring...

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"Be careful not to get your paw anywhere near her. She's not a friendly gruslen."

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Flowlight: Moon - Eternal Stranger: Part Three
"There's no way you could've been around a hundred years ago," he was saying. "There's no such thing as an immortal pet..."

by antiaircraft_3


Tyrannian Bones
That Cybunny didn't know that THAT was what the bone was really for!

by chocolatewildjoey


Battle Potatoes: Bending the Truth
I'd like to see you try!

Idea by megaamark

by ivie_outrage

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