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Around the World in 80 Souffl├ęs: Part 3

Instead of ordering from a menu, one simply plucks one's chosen meal out of the air as it bobs and weaves its way around the circuit.

by horripilated
Say What? A Guide to Pet Trading Etiquette

Simple guidelines to give you an idea of what many pet traders are looking for and like to see.

by sweetkitten93
Getting Started in the Gourmet Club

When I first thought about the Gourmet Club, I could only think about how expensive it would be...

by _maiden_of_meridell_
Sewage Surfer Trophy Guide

The fact it's not super easy is why it's so satisfying when you solve the puzzle.

by htamale
5 Reasons Why You Should Feed Your Pets

There may be reasons to not feed your pet, whether it's because they're just pixels, or you forgot. There are, however, reasons why you SHOULD feed your pets!

by guardianpinkneko
Sophie's Whim: Weapons From The Depths Of The Swamp

Let's see if we can find some Battledome weapons on the track to Sophie's shack.

by stoicjohn
Neopian Food Consumers: Who They Really Are

Why would Neopian Fresh Foods restock three times more than usual when I never see any other stores do so?

by 5qua5h5qua5h
Are You Destined For A Trophy?

Dice of Destiny is a game that requires mostly luck, but also a touch of strategy if you want to master it.

by terragainsborough
A New Spin on Spinacles

If you're like me, or anyone else who played a game like this for the first time, your first instinct will be to try to clear the level as soon as you can.

by dragonoftheseas2
 
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"Phorofor" by silent_snow
"Forgot to set the Chokato-festered bounds again. Customizable settings, my left ear!" She briefly reflected that being a robot was in no way all that it was cracked up to be. Sure, Dora had initially been excited with the change; who wouldn't have been? Unfortunately, she hadn't realized what being mechanical really entailed. "Pilot has been reminiscing for more than ten seconds," the synthetic voice said...




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Wondering and Wandering
"We've been over this. No one knows."

by illinata

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20 Questions
He snorts. "I would never have guessed. So it's truth or dare, without the dare?"

by grapesourhorse

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The Greatest Scheme of Tor: Part One
Now, as you may have imagined, Tor was an experienced sword fighter and strategist, having countered many frightening foes...

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by alexrae963


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In Perfect Harmony: Part Two
"You can do this, Ali," she whispered to herself. "You love this song."

by cheeseworld101

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by 1cecubeh

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Point of View
Mothers say that a lot, but it's not entirely true! :)

by furaiki



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