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Wondering and Wandering

"We've been over this. No one knows."

by illinata
20 Questions

He snorts. "I would never have guessed. So it's truth or dare, without the dare?"

by grapesourhorse
Obscure Deceptions of a Lonely Offender

"I'm so lonely. Please... I just want someone to play with."

by tykaios
The Fountain Faerie's Fan Mail

Dear Fountain Faerie,

Ohemgee! I cannot believe I'm seriously writing to you!

by ju_ju_beans220

Parallel Wishing

"BLITZ, YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!" Hennagell screamed...

by capricornhunter
It's Not Easy Being Red and Green

I'll be honest with you: Bah humbug.

by meowgirl120
The Attack of the Pineapples

He was, perhaps, the most scaredy-cat Harris there ever was.

by dulcatis
The Kacheek Club: A Sabotage Story

"The yearly benefit is an effective way to raise money for the Pound. Instead of doing the usual walk-a-thon, I've decided to mix up the rules a bit."

by jenlin_25
Phorofor

She briefly reflected that being a robot was in no way all that it was cracked up to be.

by silent_snow
 
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Are You Destined For A Trophy?
Dice of Destiny is a game that requires mostly luck, but also a touch of strategy if you want to master it.

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Neopian Food Consumers: Who They Really Are
Why would Neopian Fresh Foods restock three times more than usual when I never see any other stores do so?

by 5qua5h5qua5h

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James Nexis - Betrayal: Part Four
Looking for something specific in the camp would be like looking for a needle in a haystack. Thankfully, James had absolutely no idea what he was looking for.

by punctuation_ninja

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In Perfect Harmony: Part Two
"You can do this, Ali," she whispered to herself. "You love this song."

by cheeseworld101

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Madness
Journal entry #56

by ivie_outrage

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Geraptiku and the Cursed Wave, Part 2
Brother?

by buizelmaniac



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