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From Dung to Morphing Potion, a Trading Game

They would accept or reject my offer based on whether they wanted it or not – I was not going to communicate with the sellers at all.

by elly042
Spots - Just as Amazing

What about the irregular Spotted pets? Those are impressive.

by sapphirewatercrystal
Interview with... Erm... Who IS That Guy?

I work for a secret organization, and giving out my name would get me blasted with a ray gun, er, oh nevermind.

by return_of_weatherbee
Epode's Seasonal Shopkeeping

So, you want a successful shop? But do you find malling to be too much hassle?

by epode
Avid Avatar Collecting: 300 in Less Than a Year!

Avatar collecting is nowhere near as difficult or daunting a task as it used to be.

by justlilly
Mysteries of Neopia Revealed II

Hello and welcome to Neopian Mysteries Revealed.

by argetl
Top Tips for Neohomes 2.0

Top off and perfect your great neohome!

by danielleplicka
The Games Room--A How To Guide

So, you've come across the game room, huh? It might seem intimidating at first, but I'm here to help you.

by fictionalism
For The Love Of Gormball

If you haven't tried Gormball yet, you might want to head over to the games room right now and give it a go.

by stariette
Advanced Key Questing: Powering Up Your Way To Victory

This is meant to be a guide for bumping you up to the advanced level of Key Quest.

by musicoftheflute
A Barf Boat Guide: Doesn't It Sound Appetizingly Fun?

You play Captain Arf, a Pirate Warf, who is desperate to keep his boat afloat!

by facetiousmind
 
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"A Trip to the Hospital (and Everywhere Else)" by swimgirlnova
Eileen opened the vault and began pulling out random objects. "Erm, Magic Vial... no, blue yarn ball... no, blue cap... no..." Things began flying out. "Ah-ha! How about a nice, tasty... Rotten Omelette!" Eileen said...




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Commander Valka's Grand Mission
The biggest crisis Valka had dealt with in months involved what toppings to order on a pizza. (After much debate, the noble Resistance settled on pepperoni and mushrooms. Gorix sulked for weeks.)

by rosabellk

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Well Now, Who Surprised Who?
A green Kougra across the yard tutted and turned back to his own snow sculpture...

by drama_llama89

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Betrayed: Part Four
This wasn't the tiny, fragile Xweetok, covered in dust and mud, which he had first encountered. Now she looked strong again, her green and brown coat gleaming...

by whiskerun

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Outsider Within: Face of Evil - Part Eight
"Tell him that it is obvious to you that she is giving us information on the inner workings of his business."

by tashni

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Balthazar Blues
Who says Paint Brushes have no practical function?

Idea by neckties

by yampuff


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Pint-Sized
What ever happened to that guy?...

by lachtaube



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