|The most fantastic thing in the universe!
||Issue: 386 | 3rd day of Eating, Y11
|From Dung to Morphing Potion, a Trading GameThey would accept or reject my offer based on whether they wanted it or not – I was not going to communicate with the sellers at all. |
|Spots - Just as AmazingWhat about the irregular Spotted pets? Those are impressive. |
|Interview with... Erm... Who IS That Guy?I work for a secret organization, and giving out my name would get me blasted with a ray gun, er, oh nevermind.|
|Epode's Seasonal ShopkeepingSo, you want a successful shop? But do you find malling to be too much hassle?|
|Avid Avatar Collecting: 300 in Less Than a Year!Avatar collecting is nowhere near as difficult or daunting a task as it used to be. |
|Mysteries of Neopia Revealed IIHello and welcome to Neopian Mysteries Revealed.|
|Top Tips for Neohomes 2.0Top off and perfect your great neohome!|
|The Games Room--A How To GuideSo, you've come across the game room, huh? It might seem intimidating at first, but I'm here to help you.|
|For The Love Of GormballIf you haven't tried Gormball yet, you might want to head over to the games room right now and give it a go.|
|Advanced Key Questing: Powering Up Your Way To VictoryThis is meant to be a guide for bumping you up to the advanced level of Key Quest.|
|A Barf Boat Guide: Doesn't It Sound Appetizingly Fun?You play Captain Arf, a Pirate Warf, who is desperate to keep his boat afloat! |
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"A Trip to the Hospital (and Everywhere Else)" by swimgirlnova
Eileen opened the vault and began pulling out random objects. "Erm, Magic Vial... no, blue yarn ball... no, blue cap... no..." Things began flying out. "Ah-ha! How about a nice, tasty... Rotten Omelette!" Eileen said...
"Tomorrow is Petpet Day, where the students are entitled to bring their Petpets to school. Food and toys will be provided for all pets. Don't miss out."
|New World: Part Three|
I pondered my fate. Obviously I was bound by the ancient prophecy to 'bring back the life to the land' but how does one go about doing that?