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From Dung to Morphing Potion, a Trading Game

They would accept or reject my offer based on whether they wanted it or not – I was not going to communicate with the sellers at all.

by elly042
Spots - Just as Amazing

What about the irregular Spotted pets? Those are impressive.

by sapphirewatercrystal
Interview with... Erm... Who IS That Guy?

I work for a secret organization, and giving out my name would get me blasted with a ray gun, er, oh nevermind.

by return_of_weatherbee
Epode's Seasonal Shopkeeping

So, you want a successful shop? But do you find malling to be too much hassle?

by epode
Avid Avatar Collecting: 300 in Less Than a Year!

Avatar collecting is nowhere near as difficult or daunting a task as it used to be.

by justlilly
Mysteries of Neopia Revealed II

Hello and welcome to Neopian Mysteries Revealed.

by argetl
Top Tips for Neohomes 2.0

Top off and perfect your great neohome!

by danielleplicka
The Games Room--A How To Guide

So, you've come across the game room, huh? It might seem intimidating at first, but I'm here to help you.

by fictionalism
For The Love Of Gormball

If you haven't tried Gormball yet, you might want to head over to the games room right now and give it a go.

by stariette
Advanced Key Questing: Powering Up Your Way To Victory

This is meant to be a guide for bumping you up to the advanced level of Key Quest.

by musicoftheflute
A Barf Boat Guide: Doesn't It Sound Appetizingly Fun?

You play Captain Arf, a Pirate Warf, who is desperate to keep his boat afloat!

by facetiousmind
 
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Eileen opened the vault and began pulling out random objects. "Erm, Magic Vial... no, blue yarn ball... no, blue cap... no..." Things began flying out. "Ah-ha! How about a nice, tasty... Rotten Omelette!" Eileen said...




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Petpet Day
"Tomorrow is Petpet Day, where the students are entitled to bring their Petpets to school. Food and toys will be provided for all pets. Don't miss out."

by crazy_4_sushi

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A Trip to the Hospital (and Everywhere Else)
"MOM! I'M STARVING!" Celestile cried in her highest pitched voice.

by swimgirlnova

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New World: Part Three
I pondered my fate. Obviously I was bound by the ancient prophecy to 'bring back the life to the land' but how does one go about doing that?

by kirednb

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Handed in for an English Homework: Part Six
I think all the pets here think I'm mad. I probably am. After all, an owner is an owner, no matter who they are.

by ralph89170

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Slightly Meltish: A Neopets Hint
My cornea!!

by sloshypond

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Ice Cream Machine
Eat it, don't wear it!

by moonlit_fantasty



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