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From the Shadows

There was a creak on the floorboards outside the backroom, and the purple Usul froze...

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by phoenix_through_fire

Petpet Day

"Tomorrow is Petpet Day, where the students are entitled to bring their Petpets to school. Food and toys will be provided for all pets. Don't miss out."

by crazy_4_sushi

The Elephante quickly scooped up the small krawk...

by dragonstorm_75
A Trip to the Hospital (and Everywhere Else)

"MOM! I'M STARVING!" Celestile cried in her highest pitched voice.

by swimgirlnova
Well Now, Who Surprised Who?

A green Kougra across the yard tutted and turned back to his own snow sculpture...

by drama_llama89
Commander Valka's Grand Mission

The biggest crisis Valka had dealt with in months involved what toppings to order on a pizza. (After much debate, the noble Resistance settled on pepperoni and mushrooms. Gorix sulked for weeks.)

by rosabellk
See the Light

A Light faerie who feels the same way as a certain blue Grundo plushie...

by satintiger
A Superstitious Seafarer's Tale

Despite the turbulence of the sea, the Admiral, a pirate Eyrie, had a calm look upon his face.

by rejenerated
Within These Castle Walls

I was a princess from the day of my birth and I felt that I could never escape it.

by plushies_lovergg
Confessions of a Twiggermoose

Every day about a hundred owners and willing Neopets come into the shop. I remain unnoticed, usually, but that can all change.

by unosilvah
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"A Trip to the Hospital (and Everywhere Else)" by swimgirlnova
Eileen opened the vault and began pulling out random objects. "Erm, Magic Vial... no, blue yarn ball... no, blue cap... no..." Things began flying out. "Ah-ha! How about a nice, tasty... Rotten Omelette!" Eileen said...

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Avatar collecting is nowhere near as difficult or daunting a task as it used to be.

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The Games Room--A How To Guide
So, you've come across the game room, huh? It might seem intimidating at first, but I'm here to help you.

by fictionalism


Return of the Crimson Witch: Part Four
Aside from Henry and the witches, time appeared to have ground to a halt. "That's powerful magic," Morguss observed.

by herdygerdy


Outsider Within: Face of Evil - Part Eight
"Tell him that it is obvious to you that she is giving us information on the inner workings of his business."

by tashni


Cobrall Cool
I wonder where Slinks is.

by maymay_rp


Edna's Quest: What?!
It's not fair!

by happymoon109

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