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The Odd Annals of Key Quest: Losing Well

Some very odd things can happen. Let me tell you about one round in particular...

by teaspill
Market Tales: Neopians and Stock Investment Risks

When it comes to investing, risk and reward go together like bread and butter.

by maxwerx
When Pets Go Green

This article will tell you everything you need to know about dealing with envious pets.

by acque_di_cristallo
10 Ways to Break From Your Neopets Routine

Has it become nothing more than mindless clicking? Here are some ways to mix it up!

by puffalump10
Restock the Ammunition - The Bugs Strike Back

If gaming advice were neopoints, then you'd be rich after reading this article!

by typhoon8890
Add Another to your Family!

Thinking about adding another Neopet to your family, even if you only have one or two Neopets already?

by eri_beri
Velm: Hero or Traitor in Disguise?

Why does Velm get all the attention?

by ladyofthexweetoks
Ten Reasons We All Love Jhudora!

With Jhudora Day close at hand, it makes all of us Neopians think of the good times we have had with Jhudora, and why we simply love her so much.

by sweetnsour_5200
MVC Madness!

This is a guide to help anyone new to Neopets or the MVC Season sift through the mayhem and restock a card of their own!

by handella
101 Ways to Speak Evilly: Jhudora's Top 3 Excerpts

Jhudora bought—well, er... stole—a copy of this book a couple months ago, and sent us a heartfelt review...

by vanessa1357924680
Jhudora Day Joy for Anti-Valentines Day Pets

Be a sensitive Neofriend to those pets whose favorite Dark Faerie's day may feel a bit overshadowed by the hearts and the flowers.

by almostcasandra
Dressing Your Neopet for Winter

How to keep your neopet both warm and stylish all winter long - without breaking your budget.

by humauni
Lennies: They Just Want To Be Loved

They have a vast capacity of intelligence, so in other words, they are SMART!

by sylviau
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For Anti-Valentines Day

Have you ever been confused by the closeness in the calendar of Jhudora Day and Valentine's Day? As an owner, have you ever wondered what to do for your favorite Jhudora-loving, Darigan-painted Neopet while so much of Neopia is shrouded in pink decorations? Well, then this is the story for you! I spent three days sitting by the murky purple entrance to Jhudora's Cloud, interviewing questers about their perspective on these difficult questions...

Other Stories


A Feepit Named Meepit
On the 31st day of Celebrating, Year Ten, in the 373rd issue of the honorable Neopian Times, there was an interesting question put in the editorial.

by dragongirl2422


A Candychan Drama
"Wake up," he said, in a bored tone. "We're going to go to Faerieland."

by twocents


Smell the Scents: Part Three
After a short time of searching, she found the edge of the woods and followed the path to her neohome. She ran to the back door. "Mum, I am home..."

by orlando_bloom_bigfan


Inevitable Betrayal: Part Five
All she knew was that she had to reach the safety of her cottage...

by ayame_23


A Dubloon!

Script by shashahug

by gaby_marques


The Kacheek Siblings- Family Tree
The Kacheek Siblings has a plot, yes! :D

by adorable_chao_10

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