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The Odd Annals of Key Quest: Losing Well

Some very odd things can happen. Let me tell you about one round in particular...

by teaspill
Market Tales: Neopians and Stock Investment Risks

When it comes to investing, risk and reward go together like bread and butter.

by maxwerx
When Pets Go Green

This article will tell you everything you need to know about dealing with envious pets.

by acque_di_cristallo
10 Ways to Break From Your Neopets Routine

Has it become nothing more than mindless clicking? Here are some ways to mix it up!

by puffalump10
Restock the Ammunition - The Bugs Strike Back

If gaming advice were neopoints, then you'd be rich after reading this article!

by typhoon8890
Add Another to your Family!

Thinking about adding another Neopet to your family, even if you only have one or two Neopets already?

by eri_beri
Velm: Hero or Traitor in Disguise?

Why does Velm get all the attention?

by ladyofthexweetoks
Ten Reasons We All Love Jhudora!

With Jhudora Day close at hand, it makes all of us Neopians think of the good times we have had with Jhudora, and why we simply love her so much.

by sweetnsour_5200
MVC Madness!

This is a guide to help anyone new to Neopets or the MVC Season sift through the mayhem and restock a card of their own!

by handella
101 Ways to Speak Evilly: Jhudora's Top 3 Excerpts

Jhudora bought—well, er... stole—a copy of this book a couple months ago, and sent us a heartfelt review...

by vanessa1357924680
Jhudora Day Joy for Anti-Valentines Day Pets

Be a sensitive Neofriend to those pets whose favorite Dark Faerie's day may feel a bit overshadowed by the hearts and the flowers.

by almostcasandra
Dressing Your Neopet for Winter

How to keep your neopet both warm and stylish all winter long - without breaking your budget.

by humauni
Lennies: They Just Want To Be Loved

They have a vast capacity of intelligence, so in other words, they are SMART!

by sylviau
 
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For Anti-Valentines Day



Have you ever been confused by the closeness in the calendar of Jhudora Day and Valentine's Day? As an owner, have you ever wondered what to do for your favorite Jhudora-loving, Darigan-painted Neopet while so much of Neopia is shrouded in pink decorations? Well, then this is the story for you! I spent three days sitting by the murky purple entrance to Jhudora's Cloud, interviewing questers about their perspective on these difficult questions...



Other Stories


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Kai vs. Deli: Part Eighty-Six
"Kai, what have I always said about bothering our cousins when they come visit?"

by visorak_commander

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Namera's Ring
But Namera, the Maraquan Draik, knew nothing of the greedy evil watching her. She noticed nothing except for the prize that had eluded her for years.

Also by rfrchompchomp

by yami_wolfwood


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Farside Base: Part One
I hadn't really thought about it since Karmapa explained his plan, but now it hit me. I was going to the moon! I was going to fly in space!

by freefalldreams

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The Adventures of Jake the Explorer!: Part Four
"What? Why? Where are you taking me? I'm a very busy explorer, don't you know."

by aisha_enchantress110

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Alphabet Shortage
What's wrong?

by dogsrule459

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Neotales
You don't really believe in that stuff, do you?

by agent_t



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