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Farside Base: Part One

I hadn't really thought about it since Karmapa explained his plan, but now it hit me. I was going to the moon! I was going to fly in space!

by freefalldreams
Her Majesty's Champions: Part One

It was a time for Champions. Six mortal heroes with ties to each of the six elements, who were sworn to obey the Queen and fight for good.

by saphira_27
An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part One

"Nothing ever happens here. It's probably the dullest place in Neopia."

by _lapaix
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"Teaching Drake" by xxxmagiabellexxx
The day my whole life ended like the City of Geraptiku was MY BIRTHDAY. Of all the 365 days in the Neopian Calendar, it had to be the day when my family joyously celebrated my one special day? Cruel and rude, I call it. Anyways, I had just woken up and was eating my morning Chocolate Chip Eyrie Cookies when my owner was happily humming away...

Other Stories


The Questionable Quest
"Hey, there, little fella! Won't you please get me a Ghostkerchief Hammer?"

by razetora


A Misplaced History
My world was turned upside down when I met a certain person known to the public in later years as the Darkest Faerie...

by buds_and_authors


The Odd Annals of Key Quest: Losing Well
Some very odd things can happen. Let me tell you about one round in particular...

by teaspill


Ten Reasons We All Love Jhudora!
With Jhudora Day close at hand, it makes all of us Neopians think of the good times we have had with Jhudora, and why we simply love her so much.

by sweetnsour_5200


Starry Stuff Valentine's Special Part 2
Hey six-freakish! I'm back!

by marilltachiquin


PWNed by the lab ray #3
Poor, poor little Meerca.

by empoleon07

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