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Farside Base: Part One

I hadn't really thought about it since Karmapa explained his plan, but now it hit me. I was going to the moon! I was going to fly in space!

by freefalldreams
Her Majesty's Champions: Part One

It was a time for Champions. Six mortal heroes with ties to each of the six elements, who were sworn to obey the Queen and fight for good.

by saphira_27
An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part One

"Nothing ever happens here. It's probably the dullest place in Neopia."

by _lapaix
 
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For Anti-Valentines Day



Have you ever been confused by the closeness in the calendar of Jhudora Day and Valentine's Day? As an owner, have you ever wondered what to do for your favorite Jhudora-loving, Darigan-painted Neopet while so much of Neopia is shrouded in pink decorations? Well, then this is the story for you! I spent three days sitting by the murky purple entrance to Jhudora's Cloud, interviewing questers about their perspective on these difficult questions...



Other Stories


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Kai vs. Deli: Part Eighty-Six
"Kai, what have I always said about bothering our cousins when they come visit?"

by visorak_commander

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Shadows
Where others saw darkness, the Shadow Usul saw light...

by seegensays

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The Odd Annals of Key Quest: Losing Well
Some very odd things can happen. Let me tell you about one round in particular...

by teaspill

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When Pets Go Green
This article will tell you everything you need to know about dealing with envious pets.

by acque_di_cristallo

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Neotales
You don't really believe in that stuff, do you?

by agent_t

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Alphabet Shortage
What's wrong?

by dogsrule459



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