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PWNed by the lab ray #3

Poor, poor little Meerca.

by empoleon07
The Wishing Well: Part III

A feeling of despair takes hold of our heroes...

by leetmango
The Resolution

Sometimes unhealthy habits can be a good thing...

by sakananao
Neotales

You don't really believe in that stuff, do you?

by agent_t
Neopian Philosophy

Tall tales.

by wicked_summer
A Dubloon!

Look!

Script by shashahug

by gaby_marques

On The Trail of Bonju

And you guys thought it was really hard... ha!

by appaloosalvrforever
Starry Stuff Valentine's Special Part 2

Hey six-freakish! I'm back!

by marilltachiquin
NeoQuest II: Avatar Frenzy

Recipe of the day: avatar!

by dyd_666_81
Don't Mess with the Snowager

Everyone gets excited when they recieve a toy from Snowager!

by exspesho
Before the Grey Hairs Set In...

The Secret Behind Jhudora's Impatience.

Also by chirigami

by suzerz

Like Ircle!

You wouldn't think Lupurus would be such a generous guy...

by pigeonblood
Fingertips- Achyfi

Once again, it's the achyfi shaking prank...

by blackberrypie22
The Kacheek Siblings- Family Tree

The Kacheek Siblings has a plot, yes! :D

by adorable_chao_10
Freak-out - Jelly Pokey!

*grin*

by ichigostars
A Neoquest Adventure

It's dinner time!

by ameya23
Whimsy

Yum!

by radioactive_squirel
Mr. Weewoo... Help!

Cherry Mootix Lollypop...

Concept by most_lizard

by taz_241590

Ice Queen 3

...You just noticed? -.-

by puppy_angle111
Neopian Tragedies

Well, it sure has gone somewhere...

by fjant
Endless Insanity - A new look

Does this style make me look fat?

by __wolf_girl__
Chokato: Customisation

Rhyming about my pets' customisation...

by p0king
Team Mayhem

Cheeserolling can be very dangerous.

by dark_moon_blossom
No Comment; Crossover!

...

Art by ssjelitegirl

by tirilia

Neopian Mysteries Solved

Why do I keep getting gross food?

by mariru2000
Overboard- Hobby

Hobby or lifestyle?

by pink_sugar212
The Hero Society - #17

... In which- Oh, so THAT'S where she was!

by bearcatt
Oral Morals: Laziness

Today I shall teach you about procrastination.

by minkyon
Much Too Lazy

Cheery is an illness?

by wilk_canine
Weeeeee!!!

"Icy Cool"

by blushingbeautie
Alphabet Shortage

What's wrong?

by dogsrule459
Number 6

5,741,171 NP per kilogram.

by ss_yolanda
A Walk With a Chomby

A quiet day with a Chomby...

by verob
Just A Bit Jealous!

At the Neolodge...

Artwork by thaysprincesa

by detection

Going Stealth!

For you manga readers: You read left to right...

by sandythejinglebell
Wolf Tails

It's just like playing Snow Wars!

by nightwolf_rider
Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Our own little fashion disaster...

by wallaroo42
korBAT: Welcome to Tyrannia

Some people have the strangest hopes and dreams...

by dragon_spirit890
Neopian Antics #2: Fire Hazard

Neopian Antics--Now with a spiffy and healthy header!

by ahqua
 
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"Kai vs. Deli: Part Eighty-Six" by visorak_commander
"Kai, get off of me! Get off now! What the heck--!" Struggling to reach her and pry her off, the Draik flailed around for a minute or two as she giggled cheerfully at his endeavor. Finally, he stopped, growling furiously at her as he tried to at least look over his shoulder at her. Kai, latched onto him with a suction cup in each paw, wasn't bothering to contain her laughter...




Other Stories


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Fifteen Years Ago
Like a thunderstorm it rolled towards her, dark clouds threatening to crash once they had reached her. Valentines Day.

by iloenchen

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A Misplaced History
My world was turned upside down when I met a certain person known to the public in later years as the Darkest Faerie...

by buds_and_authors

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Dressing Your Neopet for Winter
How to keep your neopet both warm and stylish all winter long - without breaking your budget.

by humauni

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The Odd Annals of Key Quest: Losing Well
Some very odd things can happen. Let me tell you about one round in particular...

by teaspill

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The Adventures of Jake the Explorer!: Part Four
"What? Why? Where are you taking me? I'm a very busy explorer, don't you know."

by aisha_enchantress110

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Farside Base: Part One
I hadn't really thought about it since Karmapa explained his plan, but now it hit me. I was going to the moon! I was going to fly in space!

by freefalldreams



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