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Item Investing

Investment items are items that have a very good chance of growing in value significantly.

by jillian3_3
N for Zurroball?

But wait, click the N?! N?! Surely this Neopian meant Z.

by hanlb
Harrowing Holidays: Darigan Citadel

Maybe if your pet's a battler, they can try training their petpet. Or perhaps the evil one in your family can get a new look perfectly fitting his personality. Card games, cute toys, all this and more can be found in the Darigan Citadel...

by dreamaey
Font Wars

One of the worst aspects of the font rating craze is that each rater rates to different criteria.

by aussiegirlkate
Top Eight Most Evil Neggs Of Neopia

No matter how much we fear and hate the evil that lurks in and above Neopia, we all can't help but adore its evil little Neggs...

by raven_13_13_31
The Villain's Guide to Being Taken Seriously

You have to get the cackle down pat before you do anything else. This is vital.

by daddysbookbutterfly
Top Plushies of Neopia!

The top 10 most loved, famous, cutest and the most rarest plushies Neopia has to offer!

by mexico802
Fyora - A Dark Faerie In Disguise?

Recently I have discovered a large amount of disturbing evidence that Fyora is, in fact, a dark faerie in disguise.

by moofamily
Eight Ways To Make An Impressive Pet On A Budget

You love your pet, but you also don't have a lot of neopoints to spend.

by xaviernye
A Closer Look at the Mysterious Xweetok

Nobody knows the Xweetok's true origins, or why they sport their unusual features. So I decided to take a closer look...

by faeriestarry901
The Guide to Qasala

This guide will explain everything about Qasala that you ever needed to know.

by brendan426
Carrot Cake! and Other Fantastical Cybunny Treats

The Cybunny's most favourite food in all of Neopia is the carrot.

by giggilogalmewmew
 
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Villains: Get Respect



To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...



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A Lesson Learned
There was a silver sign nailed to one of the trees. It said simply, "This Way..."

by dawnaurora

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The Tree of Everlasting Meeples
"Have you guys been living in a sack? Meeples are Meepit apples. Only visible to Meepits..."

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl


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Apprentice to Evil: Part Three
Meti nodded hurriedly and bowed. Edna was the type who would turn you into a Meepit at a whim...

Also by chivo

by anjie


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The Zap that Changed it All: Part Five
The Kadoatery was not exactly a peaceful place. It was full of pets, all waiting eagerly for their chance to feed a Kadoatie...

by adoption_rescues

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The Emperor's New Gallery
Just another clever trick Neopians can get up to...

by astrogrilledveggie

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PatterTwig_ says...

Also by _fluffy_kitty_

by pretty_kitty_119




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