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Item Investing

Investment items are items that have a very good chance of growing in value significantly.

by jillian3_3
N for Zurroball?

But wait, click the N?! N?! Surely this Neopian meant Z.

by hanlb
Harrowing Holidays: Darigan Citadel

Maybe if your pet's a battler, they can try training their petpet. Or perhaps the evil one in your family can get a new look perfectly fitting his personality. Card games, cute toys, all this and more can be found in the Darigan Citadel...

by dreamaey
Font Wars

One of the worst aspects of the font rating craze is that each rater rates to different criteria.

by aussiegirlkate
Top Eight Most Evil Neggs Of Neopia

No matter how much we fear and hate the evil that lurks in and above Neopia, we all can't help but adore its evil little Neggs...

by raven_13_13_31
The Villain's Guide to Being Taken Seriously

You have to get the cackle down pat before you do anything else. This is vital.

by daddysbookbutterfly
Top Plushies of Neopia!

The top 10 most loved, famous, cutest and the most rarest plushies Neopia has to offer!

by mexico802
Fyora - A Dark Faerie In Disguise?

Recently I have discovered a large amount of disturbing evidence that Fyora is, in fact, a dark faerie in disguise.

by moofamily
Eight Ways To Make An Impressive Pet On A Budget

You love your pet, but you also don't have a lot of neopoints to spend.

by xaviernye
A Closer Look at the Mysterious Xweetok

Nobody knows the Xweetok's true origins, or why they sport their unusual features. So I decided to take a closer look...

by faeriestarry901
The Guide to Qasala

This guide will explain everything about Qasala that you ever needed to know.

by brendan426
Carrot Cake! and Other Fantastical Cybunny Treats

The Cybunny's most favourite food in all of Neopia is the carrot.

by giggilogalmewmew
 
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"The Tree of Everlasting Meeples" by ssjelitegirl
There was barely any sunshine as the treetops got thicker, and the whole place radiated a sort of grim, sulky, hopeless, deserted feeling of times long gone and souls who would never return to this forgotten pathway. "Aaaand it's a happy-happy world, a happy-happy-happy world, the happy-happy-happy world of a meeee-pit..."




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Play the Game
"Well, if Vanny can't do anything, she'll just have to sit out of our games of tag..."

by jayandcourtneyk

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The Secrets of the Soup Faerie
Fryorica closed her eyes and pulled the trigger of her weapon, praying silently that she missed...

by laura_leigh23444

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The Curious Incident of the Statue in the Night-time: Part One
"Ask yourself, if you were a master criminal who had just escaped from a maximum security cell at the Defenders of Neopia Headquarters, would you come back to where you were caught?"

by herdygerdy

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The Zap that Changed it All: Part Five
The Kadoatery was not exactly a peaceful place. It was full of pets, all waiting eagerly for their chance to feed a Kadoatie...

by adoption_rescues

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Best Dressed
All this and brains too...

by doomsays_



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