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	Item Investing Investment items are items that have a very good chance of growing in value significantly. by jillian3_3
	N for Zurroball? But wait, click the N?! N?! Surely this Neopian meant Z. by hanlb
	Harrowing Holidays: Darigan Citadel Maybe if your pet's a battler, they can try training their petpet. Or perhaps the evil one in your family can get a new look perfectly fitting his personality. Card games, cute toys, all this and more can be found in the Darigan Citadel... by dreamaey
	Font Wars One of the worst aspects of the font rating craze is that each rater rates to different criteria. by aussiegirlkate
	Top Eight Most Evil Neggs Of Neopia No matter how much we fear and hate the evil that lurks in and above Neopia, we all can't help but adore its evil little Neggs... by raven_13_13_31
	The Villain's Guide to Being Taken Seriously You have to get the cackle down pat before you do anything else. This is vital. by daddysbookbutterfly
	Top Plushies of Neopia! The top 10 most loved, famous, cutest and the most rarest plushies Neopia has to offer! by mexico802
	Fyora - A Dark Faerie In Disguise? Recently I have discovered a large amount of disturbing evidence that Fyora is, in fact, a dark faerie in disguise. by moofamily
	Eight Ways To Make An Impressive Pet On A Budget You love your pet, but you also don't have a lot of neopoints to spend. by xaviernye
	A Closer Look at the Mysterious Xweetok Nobody knows the Xweetok's true origins, or why they sport their unusual features. So I decided to take a closer look... by faeriestarry901
	The Guide to Qasala This guide will explain everything about Qasala that you ever needed to know. by brendan426
	Carrot Cake! and Other Fantastical Cybunny Treats The Cybunny's most favourite food in all of Neopia is the carrot. by giggilogalmewmew

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Villains: Get Respect

To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...

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