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|Item InvestingInvestment items are items that have a very good chance of growing in value significantly. |
|N for Zurroball?But wait, click the N?! N?! Surely this Neopian meant Z.|
|Harrowing Holidays: Darigan CitadelMaybe if your pet's a battler, they can try training their petpet. Or perhaps the evil one in your family can get a new look perfectly fitting his personality. Card games, cute toys, all this and more can be found in the Darigan Citadel...|
|Font WarsOne of the worst aspects of the font rating craze is that each rater rates to different criteria. |
|Top Eight Most Evil Neggs Of NeopiaNo matter how much we fear and hate the evil that lurks in and above Neopia, we all can't help but adore its evil little Neggs...|
|The Villain's Guide to Being Taken SeriouslyYou have to get the cackle down pat before you do anything else. This is vital.|
|Top Plushies of Neopia!The top 10 most loved, famous, cutest and the most rarest plushies Neopia has to offer!|
|Fyora - A Dark Faerie In Disguise?Recently I have discovered a large amount of disturbing evidence that Fyora is, in fact, a dark faerie in disguise.|
|Eight Ways To Make An Impressive Pet On A BudgetYou love your pet, but you also don't have a lot of neopoints to spend.|
|A Closer Look at the Mysterious XweetokNobody knows the Xweetok's true origins, or why they sport their unusual features. So I decided to take a closer look...|
|The Guide to QasalaThis guide will explain everything about Qasala that you ever needed to know.|
|Carrot Cake! and Other Fantastical Cybunny TreatsThe Cybunny's most favourite food in all of Neopia is the carrot. |
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Villains: Get Respect
To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...
|Stained Glass Windows|
Ryan hated art. Anything that involved art such as painting, poetry, stories, sculptures, and music; you name it, he hated it...
|Flame in the Sky|
It was Kreludor that he was concerned about today. His company had received information that there was a war brewing...