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A Lesson Learned

There was a silver sign nailed to one of the trees. It said simply, "This Way..."

by dawnaurora
Heroes

"Detention again, Sarah. Tomorrow, please try a little harder to focus..."

by irishiris
Flame in the Sky

It was Kreludor that he was concerned about today. His company had received information that there was a war brewing...

by flying_tree
Superhero Paint Brush

He finally had an idea! Surely the Rainbow Fountain Faerie never came up with all the Paint Brushes herself. Some of them must have been suggestions...

by firefox97ink
Play the Game

"Well, if Vanny can't do anything, she'll just have to sit out of our games of tag..."

by jayandcourtneyk
The Tree of Everlasting Meeples

"Have you guys been living in a sack? Meeples are Meepit apples. Only visible to Meepits..."

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl

The Meepit Army Chronicles: Durian Wars

"A Feepit prisoner has escaped!"

by dogglefoxgirl
Stained Glass Windows

Ryan hated art. Anything that involved art such as painting, poetry, stories, sculptures, and music; you name it, he hated it...

by seferet
The Secrets of the Soup Faerie

Fryorica closed her eyes and pulled the trigger of her weapon, praying silently that she missed...

by laura_leigh23444
Good Differences

"Why am I a Zafara? The rest of my siblings are all Lupes, but I'm a Zafara..."

by doopingla
Help Wanted

"Mom," Emerveille whined. "I DON'T see the point in going to the Employment Agency so early on a Saturday morning..."

by maltese51191
A Hissi's Tail

"Lilah, were you daydreaming about going on some grand adventure again?"

by ally_cat220
The Search For A Cybunny

I mean, really – if Cybunnies were just roaming the countryside here on Roo Island – wouldn't we see them more often than just one day a year?

by esleyoga
 
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Villains: Get Respect



To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...



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N for Zurroball?
But wait, click the N?! N?! Surely this Neopian meant Z.

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Top Plushies of Neopia!
The top 10 most loved, famous, cutest and the most rarest plushies Neopia has to offer!

by mexico802

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Apprentice to Evil: Part Three
Meti nodded hurriedly and bowed. Edna was the type who would turn you into a Meepit at a whim...

Also by chivo

by anjie


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The Mistaken Identity: Part Three
Edward, the blue Lupe, was already loathing the situation he was in. He finally had the family he never really wanted, and now they were taking him shopping...

by lemonlovingcutie

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The Odds of Life
The Fine Print

by saphire_dragon_202

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The Pound Has Reopened!
Um... yay?

by ringb



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