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||Issue: 341 | 2nd day of Hunting, Y10
|A Lesson LearnedThere was a silver sign nailed to one of the trees. It said simply, "This Way..."|
|Heroes"Detention again, Sarah. Tomorrow, please try a little harder to focus..."|
|Flame in the SkyIt was Kreludor that he was concerned about today. His company had received information that there was a war brewing...|
|Superhero Paint BrushHe finally had an idea! Surely the Rainbow Fountain Faerie never came up with all the Paint Brushes herself. Some of them must have been suggestions...|
|Play the Game"Well, if Vanny can't do anything, she'll just have to sit out of our games of tag..."|
|The Tree of Everlasting Meeples"Have you guys been living in a sack? Meeples are Meepit apples. Only visible to Meepits..."
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|The Meepit Army Chronicles: Durian Wars"A Feepit prisoner has escaped!"|
|Stained Glass WindowsRyan hated art. Anything that involved art such as painting, poetry, stories, sculptures, and music; you name it, he hated it...|
|The Secrets of the Soup FaerieFryorica closed her eyes and pulled the trigger of her weapon, praying silently that she missed...|
|Good Differences"Why am I a Zafara? The rest of my siblings are all Lupes, but I'm a Zafara..."|
|Help Wanted"Mom," Emerveille whined. "I DON'T see the point in going to the Employment Agency so early on a Saturday morning..."|
|A Hissi's Tail"Lilah, were you daydreaming about going on some grand adventure again?"|
|The Search For A CybunnyI mean, really – if Cybunnies were just roaming the countryside here on Roo Island – wouldn't we see them more often than just one day a year?|
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Holidays: Darigan Citadel
Outside, the weather is always gloomy, with dark clouds and plenty of rain. Your pets mope around the house, doing all their chores slower than a Slorg. All of you want to take a break from reality and go on a vacation! And this year, my favorite pick is the Darigan Citadel. It's a fantastic place, filled with fun activities, impressive games, cheap shops, and a whole lot more! I know, I know. You're wondering about my mental health due to the insanity of this suggestion. But just finish reading...
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