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||Issue: 341 | 2nd day of Hunting, Y10
|A Lesson LearnedThere was a silver sign nailed to one of the trees. It said simply, "This Way..."|
|Heroes"Detention again, Sarah. Tomorrow, please try a little harder to focus..."|
|Flame in the SkyIt was Kreludor that he was concerned about today. His company had received information that there was a war brewing...|
|Superhero Paint BrushHe finally had an idea! Surely the Rainbow Fountain Faerie never came up with all the Paint Brushes herself. Some of them must have been suggestions...|
|Play the Game"Well, if Vanny can't do anything, she'll just have to sit out of our games of tag..."|
|The Tree of Everlasting Meeples"Have you guys been living in a sack? Meeples are Meepit apples. Only visible to Meepits..."
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|The Meepit Army Chronicles: Durian Wars"A Feepit prisoner has escaped!"|
|Stained Glass WindowsRyan hated art. Anything that involved art such as painting, poetry, stories, sculptures, and music; you name it, he hated it...|
|The Secrets of the Soup FaerieFryorica closed her eyes and pulled the trigger of her weapon, praying silently that she missed...|
|Good Differences"Why am I a Zafara? The rest of my siblings are all Lupes, but I'm a Zafara..."|
|Help Wanted"Mom," Emerveille whined. "I DON'T see the point in going to the Employment Agency so early on a Saturday morning..."|
|A Hissi's Tail"Lilah, were you daydreaming about going on some grand adventure again?"|
|The Search For A CybunnyI mean, really – if Cybunnies were just roaming the countryside here on Roo Island – wouldn't we see them more often than just one day a year?|
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Villains: Get Respect
To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...
|Harrowing Holidays: Darigan Citadel|
Maybe if your pet's a battler, they can try training their petpet. Or perhaps the evil one in your family can get a new look perfectly fitting his personality. Card games, cute toys, all this and more can be found in the Darigan Citadel...