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The Curious Incident of the Statue in the Night-time: Part One

"Ask yourself, if you were a master criminal who had just escaped from a maximum security cell at the Defenders of Neopia Headquarters, would you come back to where you were caught?"

by herdygerdy
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part One

If there was one thing he'd learned about the world, it was that he had to put up a tough front...

by indulgences
The Scary Story: Part One

The Haunted Woods has a number of scary stories...

by icesmith
 
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Villains: Get Respect



To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...



Other Stories


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Help Wanted
"Mom," Emerveille whined. "I DON'T see the point in going to the Employment Agency so early on a Saturday morning..."

by maltese51191

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Flame in the Sky
It was Kreludor that he was concerned about today. His company had received information that there was a war brewing...

by flying_tree

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Font Wars
One of the worst aspects of the font rating craze is that each rater rates to different criteria.

by aussiegirlkate

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N for Zurroball?
But wait, click the N?! N?! Surely this Neopian meant Z.

by hanlb

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Creamy Fun
Who's winning NOW?

by unstolen

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The Family
Don't you just hate it when relatives come to stay?

by proagain



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