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The Curious Incident of the Statue in the Night-time: Part One

"Ask yourself, if you were a master criminal who had just escaped from a maximum security cell at the Defenders of Neopia Headquarters, would you come back to where you were caught?"

by herdygerdy
Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part One

If there was one thing he'd learned about the world, it was that he had to put up a tough front...

by indulgences
The Scary Story: Part One

The Haunted Woods has a number of scary stories...

by icesmith
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Villains: Get Respect

To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...

Other Stories


Play the Game
"Well, if Vanny can't do anything, she'll just have to sit out of our games of tag..."

by jayandcourtneyk


"Detention again, Sarah. Tomorrow, please try a little harder to focus..."

by irishiris


The Villain's Guide to Being Taken Seriously
You have to get the cackle down pat before you do anything else. This is vital.

by daddysbookbutterfly


The Guide to Qasala
This guide will explain everything about Qasala that you ever needed to know.

by brendan426


Freak-out - Jhudora's Salon?
Can I get a layered cut?

by ichigostars


The Family
Don't you just hate it when relatives come to stay?

by proagain

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