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The 10 Scariest Chairs in Neopia

Here is a list of the 10 scariest chairs in Neopia. Avoid these super scary chairs at all costs!

by ngc_5128
Taking Over Neopia

Have you ever wondered how people rule the world? How other people like Dr. Sloth, the Meepits, Fyora, and Adam have been this successful at conquering Neopia?

by monkeysrcomintogetu
The Real Story of That Mysterious Symol

This is a written record of our oddly amusing journey into the Symol Hole.

Also by ice_creema876

by multitasker3000

Revealed!

All the pets in the practice team are Jelly! They are made of Jelly!

by faerie91993
10 Things I Learned From Yooyuball

In one of my endless hours of playing Yooyuball, I suddenly realized that this whole game, this whole tournament, has managed to teach me quite a few things.

by pikachusa
Zombies Need Love Too!

So, you say your new pet is acting a little strange? She's sleeping all day long and awake throughout the night? Do you sometimes catch him nibbling on one of those grotesque squishy brain wraps?

by jennuine_1
For Juggling and Glory

Ah, Jolly Jugglers, the game that gives "Look before you leap" a new meaning.

by visorak_commander
Tips on Writing a Spotlight Winning Neoadventure

Many people have asked me for tips on creating their own Neoadventure. So, here is some of what I did while creating my own.

by originalladycroft
An Exclusive Interview with THE STUFF!

Thank you all for joining me with my exclusive interview with "The Stuff." Many have forgotten this menacing creature...

by kandigurl
Your Guide to the Clubs in Altador

You may have noticed a bulletin board in the Altadorian Archives. There are many different papers tacked to that old wall, most of them pointless, but you may have also noticed the numerous clubs that are looking for new members.

by christina333333
 
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Zombie Care & Feeding



You say your new pet is acting a little strange? She's sleeping all day long and awake throughout the night? Do you sometimes catch him nibbling on one of those grotesque squishy brain wraps? Does she walk around as if in a trance, drooling profusely, and moaning and groaning a bit too much for your taste?



Other Stories


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To Work or Not to Work
"I'm serious! I really wanna work! You know I'm a really good worker - I manage the shop since Nelly isn't old enough! Please... I need some Neopoints! I can do it!"

by caloriemuncher

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The Lever
"Have you ever wondered where the Lever of Doom hand takes the Neopoints?"

by diana3786neo

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We All Had Each Other: Part Three
Where was he going? He had not thought that far ahead. Meridell was not really an option. Sky diving was not an area of his expertise...

by tiger_kitty7788

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Shades of Darkness: Lights in the Shadows - Part Two
It seemed to take forever to get to the other side of the dungeon. The walls were nothing but cells. Most were full...

by jesse12_3

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Gallion Ranch - Spinoff
Ooh, this book's interesting...!

Script by hakuryu_86

by pacmanite


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It Came From Outer Space...
*poke*

by rose_of_eternity_69



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