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Air Faerie Quest

Air faerie wants you to get her "Mouth Wash"!

Also by pyrorockchik

by hikarru

Fight!

What's a little snowball fight between friends?

by ssjelitegirl
The Flotsam Question

Inquiring minds want to know.

by tamia_silverwing
Triple Negative

Why do we have so many shoes?

by sillygirl_543
JACKPOT!!!!

The consequences of playing the slots...

by usedcarsalesman
Mad House!

Who has upset the Grey Faerie?

by mystiquestorm
Bad Influences

The real reason behind Nigel's suspicious advice...

Also by syko_skwerl

by kzoolaur

At the Soup Faerie's

Yummy! Dung Soup!

by wsprite
Haunted

Lying gives you away.

by hauntedheroine
C is for Crazy

0.o

by totalcraziness
Study Hall

Remember the importance of studying.

by brittana4jesus
Yooyuball News with Seamore Goals and Dee Fence

From the Yooyu Protection Agency in alliance with the PPL...

by the_copy_machine
Gallion Ranch - Spinoff

Ooh, this book's interesting...!

Script by hakuryu_86

by pacmanite

Define Idiocy

Snacks are sweeter than revenge.

by darkness1300
Lupe Moments

Oh, Taelia... what have you done now?

by kateh_pwns
Rejected Reality

The mystic is always right!

by refira
Lupish!

Jag's not usually that evil. He just likes candy. A lot.

by orca1026
No Game Here: Zurro(Heavy)Ball

Ewww...

Art by kamikatze24

by hello5346

Wocky Thumbs

Go Krawk Island!!

by jazminz3p
Dream On...

Ugga!

by rekyrem
It Came From Outer Space...

*poke*

by rose_of_eternity_69
Facts and Truths

The truth is out there... The facts are in here.

by corsair_357
Bubble Trouble!

Feeling a little... bubbly?

by greyska
Me and Them

Did you just call me FAT?!!

by hamtaro6969
Pound Pets

Why are some of those pets in the pound, anyway?

by rarvage
The Locker Room

He does this every year...

by keng200
A Cosmic Outlook - Egad. Elephante Trap?

The official elephante joke.

by puppyblew_luver18
Neo-Reportz!

Slorgs are horrible, disgusting little things...

by flying_hiii
Asparagus?!!

Adam may love asparagus, but I on the other hand...

by mcgirlcat
Altador Cup: Why Brightvale Won the First Round

Featuring the Baby-Faced Mauler!

by soggy_cardboard
Nerds and Neopets

Help in all the wrong places.

by guitarsiren
Lunaticity #5

Thursday, 6th Day of Swimming...

by jerk_head
The Chromus Crew

Oh no, not that joke again...

by chromus
 
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"The Practical Neogardener" by pandorasaha
"In a minute, Fitz, I'm playing this game to earn some more Neopoints," Sarah said rather absentmindedly as she dropped colored blobs in the vats and created a rainbow Uni plushie. Fitz frowned and looked at his sister, Widgitgaree the Pink Aisha...




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The Practical Neogardener
"She's got the gardening bug. I've never seen it so bad. Glass roses, Furrns, Snakebushes... She wants one of everything! Or maybe two!"

by pandorasaha

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Eerie Friends
"There's no such thing as ghosts," Westie said with a snort. "That's what my mommy told me, at least. And mommies don't lie."

by mygoodguild

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10 Things I Learned From Yooyuball
In one of my endless hours of playing Yooyuball, I suddenly realized that this whole game, this whole tournament, has managed to teach me quite a few things.

by pikachusa

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Your Guide to the Clubs in Altador
You may have noticed a bulletin board in the Altadorian Archives. There are many different papers tacked to that old wall, most of them pointless, but you may have also noticed the numerous clubs that are looking for new members.

by christina333333

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For the Altador Cup: Part Four
They got back around 8:30 NST. By 10:00, Ellie was starting to seem a little odd. By midnight, she had lost it, and was going crazy for a cookie...

by lili483

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True Sisters: Part Two
"We thought you might want it, seeing how you like music." She held out a worn, but beautiful, old flute full of odd-shaped holes...

by im_smarter_then_you



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