|For an easier life
||Issue: 249 | 21st day of Swimming, Y8
|To Work or Not to Work"I'm serious! I really wanna work! You know I'm
a really good worker - I manage the shop since Nelly isn't old enough! Please...
I need some Neopoints! I can do it!"|
|Eerie Friends"There's no such thing as ghosts," Westie said with a snort.
"That's what my mommy told me, at least. And mommies don't lie." |
|Problems With the Defenders"I consider it a duty to rid Neopia of junk
it doesn't use. Thanks to us Grarrls, you don't have to keep transporting that
junk from inventory to inventory. It actually has a purpose!"|
|The Lever"Have you ever wondered where the Lever of Doom
hand takes the Neopoints?"|
|Nimmo Nurse"I have the instructions right
here," continued the doctor, switching back to his normal brisk voice. "Make
sure you follow them to the letter..."|
|Errand Girl"How many times have I told you not to
play in the mud?"|
|How to Deal with a BratIt was Sunday, and Avalon had been running around
the house, picking up school supplies for tomorrow...|
|Essence of a Pirate"Why do we have to go to stupid Krawk Island?"
Tess mumbled as she looked down into the water...|
|The Practical Neogardener"She's got the gardening
bug. I've never seen it so bad. Glass roses, Furrns, Snakebushes... She wants
one of everything! Or maybe two!" |
|A Change of HeartThe shadow Lupe rolled his eyes. Kelly, his owner,
was always being protective...|
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