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Issue: 370 | 5th day of Celebrating, Y10
Crumbeard Christmas Special: Part 1
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Why You REALLY Got RS Banned
Watch out, restockers!
From the Files of Phil M. Nwar
The Morningside rental office building was not the nicest place to situate your business, but it was cheap, and that was what counted.
The Mystery Island Breakfast Line
When waiting in a long line outside of a food store, do not let anything distract you, or else you'll end up like them.
The Perfect Petitioners Day
Caspus was just thinking what a lovely and most perfect day it was when, as perfect things often do, everything went wrong.
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