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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


The Pant Devil's favorite Un-Valentine's Day activity is Un-gift giving, which is very similar to regular gift giving except instead of giving people gifts you take them away from people. The Pant Devil had this to say: "My favorite Un-Gifts are Valentine's Muffins and Chocolates. Yes, they certainly are delicious."


Valentine's Advice



And since it is Valentine's Day—do you know where I'm going with this? No? Thanks for everything, (insert owner's name). I love you! That's right. It's finally time to redeem the three words that have been an underestimated present for far too long. That single phrase, paired with a cute face, big eyes and timid stance can soften the hardest, most incorrigible owners...

Gifts: Every Budget



Are you prepared for Valentine's Day? Have you thought about what you're going to pass out to those you've shared happy times with all throughout the year? Perhaps you haven't had the time to think about a special gift, or maybe you've been thinking about it but can't think of anything you like! No worries, this guide is here to help you make your Valentine's Day perfect and free of the worries...

Sloth to Claim his Vengeance?


Rumor of a return of Dr. Sloth spread like wildfire several years ago when suspicious individuals were spotted in Virtupets, but nothing ever came of it. Neopian Times writers jumped on the case, searching for the truth behind the mastermind's failed plot. Dozens of stories, articles, and comics have since depicted the often humiliating failure of the doctor, picturing him as wearing girlish clothing, practicing embarrassing habits, and...

Other Stories
"Dancing at the Edge of the Abyss" by thinxalot
Jhudora was a naturally impatient person. That is, she had enormous reservoirs of inner fortitude and perseverance, but she rarely bothered to call upon them, because she grew much less irritated if she used the quickest way to get what she wanted. In this case, that...

"Misjudged" by puffpastry654 and psychopsam
Cupping her hand around Elena's ear, she whispered, "He can never know I've adopted Jhudora off the streets. If he were ever to find out, he would make her part of the Thieves' Guild. I would never wish such an unfortunate event on an innocent soul. What if he finds her?"

"A First Valentine's Day" by merlynshade
Yesterday I found out that chocolate covered meatballs do not make a good gift. It all started at school, during recess. I had been surprised when Nalazii told me about the presents she was getting for her brothers and sisters for Valentine's Day. With this being my first Valentine's Day, I hadn't known...


Just Be Cool


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Great stories!


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Pet Trouble
Where is my cake??? T_T

by takina_rainbow

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A Helpful List of Valentine's Gifts
This is a great time to show all kinds of people how much you care. But what if you're unsure about what to send?

by shakinheadtotoe

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Switched, part 1
Here, your tin of olives.

by ssjelitegirl

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Random Babble
I also love flowers!

by scarletspindle

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Qnde & Szoo: Finding a Valentine, part 1
This is going to take some time...

by shubi5



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