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||Issue: 329 | 8th day of Awakening, Y10
|A Helpful List of Valentine's GiftsThis is a great time to show all kinds of people how much you care. But what if you're unsure about what to send?|
|The Best Gifts for YOUR Valentine!Sure, a diamond lasts forever, but chocolate makes you feel great now.
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|Obsessive Sloth Disorder – A Warning to Gamers!What exactly is Obsessive Sloth Disorder? Well, it seems to infect people who play the game Splat-A-Sloth.
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|Appealing Apparel: Wearables for Valentine's DayValentine's Day is here, and what better way to show off your Valentine's Day spirit than dressing up your pets?|
|Budgeted Gifts for Valentine'sHave you thought about what you're going to pass out to those you've shared happy times with all throughout the year? |
|5 Reasons Why Not to Do Jhudora's QuestThis article will give you five good reasons to stop yourself from becoming Jhudora's next victim, and to do Illusen's Quest, because we all know that Illusen is much better, right?|
|Happy Un-Valentine's DayWe caught up with a few of our "friends" at the Gallery of Evil to see how they celebrate their Un-Valentine's Day...
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|Top 10 Things NOT to Give Your ValentineValentine's Day shopping can be intense! I mean, if you get your valentine the wrong gift...
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|Sloth to Claim his Vengeance?Dozens of stories, articles, and comics have since depicted the often humiliating failure of the doctor...|
|A Uniquely Conventional Valentine's GiftYou’re reading advice from a cheap, sentimental Neopet to cheap, sentimental Neopets everywhere. |
|Celebrating Lenny DayYou THOUGHT you knew about Lennies.|
|What Type of Fangirl Are You?Have you ever wondered what type of fangirl you were? Whether you were a calmer, more laid-back fangirl, or a true rabid-fangirl?|
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And since it is Valentine's Day—do you know where I'm going with this? No? Thanks for everything, (insert owner's name). I love you! That's right. It's finally time to redeem the three words that have been an underestimated present for far too long. That single phrase, paired with a cute face, big eyes and timid stance can soften the hardest, most incorrigible owners...
He'd take the crystal ball right from under Jhudora's crooked nose. Fyora's rewards would be well worth the effort...
|The Real Me|
I put on my driest, most annoyed sounding voice and spoke to the Lupe. "Foolish Neopet," I said in a booming voice...
|Three Wishes: Part Seven|
Crack! A form of lightning shot across the clear blue sky before them. The next moment there was something between Ellie's claws, the very pet she had been hoping to strangle...