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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


I live to please, and it is my only wish for as long, or as short, as I live.


Freaky Or Fun?



Upon entering the Deserted Fairgrounds, you may notice the so-called “eerie” atmosphere it has, what with the “abandoned” decorating scheme, the gnarled trees, and the darkness and all. Many people wrongly assume that because of this atmosphere, the place is evil, oh no, we’re all going to die, run, blah blah blah. Now, lets think about this rationally. The place is a FAIRGROUND...

Pteri Ptactics



You know the weapons. You've seen the enemies. You've flown right up that giant Grarrl's left nostril and lived to tell the tale. But can you leave with 1000 NP in your pocket? Deep in the heart of Tyrannia, thousands of Pteris make their fight up the canyon with evil Pterodactyls and Grarrls doing everything in their power to stop them. What is a poor green Pteri to do? Shoot them down of course...

Get To Work


Have you ever seen a Petpet and thought, “That Petpet would make a great addition to my traveling band of banana jugglers!”? Or have you ever seen your Aisha’s Mazzew playfully batting at it’s Mootix Springy toy and think, “That Mazzew could help me further my plans for world domination if I created a Mootix Springy Toy powered megacannon!”? If so, then this article is for you...

Other Stories
"Coming Clean" by griffiane
"Come on Alyai! It'll be fun; we won't stay too long. We'll just race there and then go straight home. Griff will never know."

"The Saga of Two Pirates" by cheopspyramid
Wendy pouted and turned away. Nevertheless, escape was useless due to the fact that they were bound tightly...

"Autobiography of a Balloon" by scarletrhapsody
We are objects of amusement for little baby pets, with the pure and simple purpose that is to provide hours of fun...


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Judgment: Part Two
So much has happened I can hardly remember it all. I have been foolish, and I suppose I received my punishment for it, but that doesn't mean I can't regret it...

by orginalcliche

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Poetry Rules!
This article is mainly about the technical side of poetry. Wait! Before you say “Technical? AAAAH!” and run screaming from the room let me assure you that this is actually going to be fun.

by parmadur

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As Much as a Bori Can Take
If you like rare food AND soup, you can't lose!

by kudou

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Rock Pool Rascals
Pirate's Parley

Story by fallingflowers

by leptonychotes


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Change of Tune: Part Five
There was a drawing of my face, unmasked and real. It was printed right under the words WANTED.

by twirlsncurls5



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