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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


I live to please, and it is my only wish for as long, or as short, as I live.


Freaky Or Fun?



Upon entering the Deserted Fairgrounds, you may notice the so-called “eerie” atmosphere it has, what with the “abandoned” decorating scheme, the gnarled trees, and the darkness and all. Many people wrongly assume that because of this atmosphere, the place is evil, oh no, we’re all going to die, run, blah blah blah. Now, lets think about this rationally. The place is a FAIRGROUND...

Pteri Ptactics



You know the weapons. You've seen the enemies. You've flown right up that giant Grarrl's left nostril and lived to tell the tale. But can you leave with 1000 NP in your pocket? Deep in the heart of Tyrannia, thousands of Pteris make their fight up the canyon with evil Pterodactyls and Grarrls doing everything in their power to stop them. What is a poor green Pteri to do? Shoot them down of course...

Get To Work


Have you ever seen a Petpet and thought, “That Petpet would make a great addition to my traveling band of banana jugglers!”? Or have you ever seen your Aisha’s Mazzew playfully batting at it’s Mootix Springy toy and think, “That Mazzew could help me further my plans for world domination if I created a Mootix Springy Toy powered megacannon!”? If so, then this article is for you...

Other Stories
"Coming Clean" by griffiane
"Come on Alyai! It'll be fun; we won't stay too long. We'll just race there and then go straight home. Griff will never know."

"The Saga of Two Pirates" by cheopspyramid
Wendy pouted and turned away. Nevertheless, escape was useless due to the fact that they were bound tightly...

"Autobiography of a Balloon" by scarletrhapsody
We are objects of amusement for little baby pets, with the pure and simple purpose that is to provide hours of fun...


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The Curse...
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Random Life
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Pretty Flowers!
AchoOOo!

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Shades of Darkness: Shadow is Arising - Part Three
I immediately began to browse through shops, eager for this trip to be over as quickly as possible. After fifteen minutes of searching in vain, I found the paint brush. I shoved it into my bag after I paid for it, and then ran to find the others.

by jesse12_3

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Anagrams vs. Crosswords
Bandaged hands aren't good for anybody...

by petitewyvern



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