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The Caption Contest - Past Winners

This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners were:

By merlin775
Announcer: Laser Limbo, it's all the rage in Neopia. Everyone's playing it, are you?
*begins talking in a very, very fast voice*
Dangerous-Toys-Ltd.-and-its-associates-are-not-responsible-for-damage-done-to-houses,-furniture,-or-other-personal-affects-of-people-dumb-enough-to-buy-this-product.-We-are-also-not-responsible-for-the-maiming-or-trauma-incurred-by-pets,-petpets,-people,-small-insects,-or-low-flying-aircraft.-AA-batteries-required,-not-included.

By gamecubeglrl
Flotsam: Why is there dung on its head?
Ixi [dodging lasers]: That's what you're worried about?!?

By 0_a
Robot Boween: Care to dance, m'lady?
Ixi: Uh, sure... just keep me away from that budget death ray...
Flotsam: Dude, I swear... I thought it was a popcorn maker!!!

By fiddelysquat
Ixi: Nice job, Flotsam. We would still have a stereo system if you
hadn't opened your fat mouth about wanting your burger "extra crispy".

By adorable_kyootie
Ixi: Watch out!
Flotsam: I knew I shouldn't have asked Jhudora for a birthday gift....

By angelbaby204854
Flotsam: Ixi... why is it that, every year,
your present always vaporizes my other guests?

By chickachickaninja
Robot Harris [in a robot voice]: System failure,
self-destruct mode will begin in T-minus ten seconds...
Ixi: Seriously, you are SUCH a drama queen!

By britme23782
Ixi: Whoa, man... that's not what I meant
when we were talking about laser eye treatment!

By moon_kau
Flotsam: Are you SURE that's a disco ball?

By zeebs120
Flotsam: Uh, gee... thanks Ixi. Um, does it come with an OFF button?

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