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The Caption Contest - Past Winners

This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners were:

By philipreid
Evil Shoyru: Muhahahahahaha! I vill get you, silly little Usul!
Usul [sarcastically]: Helloooo?!? Is this like your first day out of Evil Genius College? If you're going to finish me off, you may as well do it right. You're gonna drop a Kau plushie on me, when there's a dagger right by your foot?!? Hmph... you amateur evil geniuses really annoy me!
Evil Shoyru: Grrr! No vonder I failed ze "Evil Plans" exam!

By shoyruflow
Usul: Noooooooo!!! I'm lactose intolerant!

By _dbz_chibitrunks_
Usul: Ahh! Not a Kau!
Shoyru: Kau? Where's the piano?!?
Blumaroo: Piano? I thought you said pinata!

By carmal_apple_pop
Usul: *gasp* Oh no! Whatever you do, please don't hurt my sweet Kau plushie!
*Long silence*
Blumaroo: *nudges Shoyru*
Shoyru: Oh, my bad... um... *clears throat* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

By emeraldviolist
Maraquan Acara [to agent]: WHAT?!? What do you mean,
"I'm not in the Caption Contest this week?!"

By _dancing_angel
Pretty Usul: Ewww! That rope totally clashes
with the plush of that ickle wittle plushie!
Evil Shoyru: Muwahaha! Feel the wrath of my bad taste!
Blumaroo: Oh my! I wonder why the Maraquan Acara isn't here?

By leryx
Shoyru: Give me the answer!
Usul: No, never! You can go ahead and drop the Kau on me!
Blumaroo: Yum, buttery fingers... oh yeah! You heard him,
give us the answer to today's math homework!

By outcast_
Carrot Knife: Eww... I am NEVER playing Frosty's nose ever again!

By latonyadanielle
Blumaroo: Um, sir... don't you think an anvil might be more effective?
Shoyru: Shhhh! Don't you know there could be children watching?!?

By flambay
Usul: Eeeekk! Save me!!!
Shoyru: Muahahaha! I see the false carrot bait worked... you will never escape the wrath of my evil stinky Kau! Now hand over all the Series One Usuki collectors dresses and action figures... batteries sold seperately, does not include the Series Two mountain climber doll, which was only available during the July 4th sale in specific locations... see manual for details.
Usul: What are you talking about?
Blumaroo: I was NOT picking my nose!
Usul: Who said anything about that?
Shoyru: Ay caramba!

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