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The Caption Contest - Past Winners

This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners were:

By paraguay93
Flotsam: Remember kids, NEVER swim with a buddy, or else you'll have TWO people drowning... oh, and never, ever, EVER swim with an adult's supervision, because they might get really upset if something happened to you....

By greenkiwi16
Flotsam: So as I was saying, I'm a very dedicated lifeguard.
Mynci: HELP! SAVE ME!!!
Flotsam: Be quiet! Can't you see I'm trying to talk here?!?

By edhelmsissexy
Flotsam: Check out this new shirt I got... it's so funny,
everybody thinks I'm a lifeguard now.

By nikitaworld
Jetsam: Okay kids, if you start to drown, just remember: stop, drop and roll!
Oh, wait... sorry, that's not right... let's see, how does that go again?

By hilowey
Rope (to Mynci's tail): Hey, beautiful. Come here often?

By deku7890
Flotsam: Now kiddies, always remember to swim between the flags, and...
Kacheek: Mr. lifeguard, what if we're swept away by a strong wave?
Flotsam: Look, we can't help it if nature has something against you...
just stay between the flags!

By cutepinkglitter
Flotsam: I see you two know the importance of water safety.
Kacheek: I see you don't know the importance of sunscreen.

By rainbow71188
Flotsam Lifeguard: You kids need to get out of the water,
there's been a Jetsam sighting! Oh my, there it is now!
Kacheek: Where?
Flotsam Lifeguard: Just a few feet behind you... AHH!!!
Kacheek: Oh no, that's not a Jetsam... it's just my tail.
You see, I have a super-long tail.
Flotsam Lifeguard: Oh, I see... he he, perfectly normal.
*walks onto the shore, muttering to himself* Freak....

By sblvxn
Now kiddies, never jump into unknown waters, because you can never tell what might be lurking beneath the surface. Hey, weren't there three of you a minute ago?

By evelyn0003
Usul: So is that your job, saving other Neopets? Wow!
Kacheek: Yeah, but if that's your job, then why aren't you
out there saving that Lenny with the Jetsam behind him?
Flotsam Lifeguard: Well, you see, folks... it's my lunch break.
Mynci: I'll save you, innocent bystander!
Lenny [looking at Mynci]: I wonder what HE'S screaming about?
It seems like such a nice day... he should be having fun!

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