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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"That's enough," Valrigard said sharply. "An insult to my personal squire is an insult to me. You are not a knight or squire so I cannot ask satisfaction of you, though I would not in any case given the fact that you are still a child. However, I will be putting in a recommendation with your instructors that you receive remedial etiquette lessons. Any the academy already provided you clearly did not sink in. Now be gone from my sight, boy."


Top 10 Most Beautiful Neggs



With so many beautiful neggs to choose from, how do you pick a favourite? Well, the answer is, you don't. I myself, am drawn to a few neggs, some more-so than others, but no negg is a clear winner. To celebrate this year's Negg Festival, here is a my list of Top 10 Most Beautiful Neggs in Neopia!

Clockwork Negg Puzzle Revisited



Remember two years ago when we had a nice little mini plot involving a journal and finding the mysterious clockwork negg? When everybody was convinced that Selvin the wizard had the clockwork negg, but in actuality it was Rutu? I thought it would be fun to revisit that fun logic puzzle we got to do...

Common Neohome Pests


The nervous rustling of Albats in the attic, or that unmistakable whiff of Miamouse in the pantry... For many Neohome owners, these are causes of distress, annoyance, or even (most terribly) expenditure. Neohome pest removalists are a ruthless bunch, as is well known...

Other Stories
"The Color Yellow" by goodsigns
Yellow_Cheese_Burger bounced a ball against the wall of the room; it bounced back to him with a comfortable, somewhat satisfying rhythm. He was feeling upset, for no particular reason. The ball bounced back and forth, back and forth. "Yellow?" Lina called. "Yellow, are you in your room?"

"The Mystery of the Kougra Paw" by alphachicky
It all started as a fairly normal day. I was sitting at my desk, writing up the report summary of my latest case. I had successfully solved a mystery for some inhabitants of a 'haunted house', and wanted to complete a write up of it to prove my detective...

"The Snow Kougra" by vanillaskys20
Kira dashed out the door of the Soup Kitchen with her precious bundle in her hands. The bowl of soup was wrapped carefully to go and it kept her fingers warm through her threadbare gloves. The soup of the day was potato and sweetcorn, one of Kira's favorites. Usually the Soup Kitchen...


Found All The Neggs Yet?


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Great stories!


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Top 25 Tasty Treats for Easter
It's a magical time for Neopians of all ages to enjoy chocolate bunnies, marshmallow chicks and jellybean-filled Easter eggs...

Also by wokitana

by blue_eyed_tiger_j


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Agent of the Sway: Discovery - Part Three
The Temple of One Thousand Tombs was not that far from the ruins of Qasala, really. The main body of the building was buried in the sand, with only the temple's entrance on the surface. A bored looking Ruki eyed Clayton suspiciously as he approached, but said nothing as he stepped inside...

by herdygerdy

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The Color Yellow: Part One
Yellow_Cheese_Burger bounced a ball against the wall of the room; it bounced back to him with a comfortable, somewhat satisfying rhythm. He was feeling upset, for no particular reason.

by goodsigns

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Bread and Butter
The cake is a lie.

by _epiphany_

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Wild Cards #1
He has a pretty stressful job. We should give him a break.

by wildfolk



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