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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Keep creating new goals! One goal can lead you into another, and you'll discover that the more goals you fulfill, the easier it is to achieve another.


Eventful Advent Calendar



The Month of Celebrating and Year 9 have come to a close, and so unfortunately has the Advent Calendar, although I'm sure we can all say this year has been one of the greatest Advent Calendars ever! From the adorable and humorous animations to the well thought out selection of awesome seasonally themed prizes, and the annual Advent Calendar trick, this year's Advent Calendar is the one to remember. So what prizes were the cream of the crop? Since the introduction of customizable...

Post-Christmas Blues



It happens every year: at the end of January, your owner comes up to you and says grimly, "We need to talk." You go into the living room and sit down next to the Christmas tree, lovingly caressing the now wilting branches along with your brothers and sisters, who are doing the same thing. Your owner sits down across from you and says, gently, "I know it may be hard for you to understand, but it's time to let go." You start to tremble. No... no, it can't be, your owner surely can't—

Obtaining a Paint Brush


Paint Brushes are difficult to obtain. For the average Neopian, it would take a miracle for such a dream to come true! Many have tried and faced the obstacles: lack of funds, lack of luck, lack of patience, etc. It's discouraging and upsetting at times. However, it is not impossible for anyone... just look around Neopia. There are painted pets to be found everywhere. Though not easily, success CAN be achieved. You just have to know what you're getting into, and use the strategy that's...

Other Stories
"The Qasalan Expellibox" by rainbow_mist_wave
I leaned my elbows against the stall's table and sighed as the desert winds buried a few sand grains into my coat. I really couldn't stand my job sometimes. The only relief was to make snarky comments to customers. I was in one of those moods. Thankfully, it wasn't long until my first customer arrived; my box of scarabs was all ready...

"Bella's Resolution" by xits
The constant, sweltering heat of Mystery Island was enough for her to decide to cut off her long, shimmery white fur, and change her wardrobe from boots and parkas to lightweight shorts and bathing suits. It's six days after Christmas, she thought to herself bitterly. It shouldn't be swimming weather in December! The Lupe rose to her feet and pulled her beach bag...

"When I'm All Alone" by dragon_child_
The aroma of chocolate chip pancakes and hot cocoa hit my face like a speeding gormball. Mom rarely served us chocolate pancakes and hot cocoa for breakfast. The only time she ever did was to ease us when she would tell us news that might come to a shock to us, like the time when she was leaving town for a couple of weeks, and was going to put us into the...


This Means War


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Great stories!


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Dusk's Enterprise: Research Inc. - Part Seven
"Are you ready to paaaaarrrtttyyy?!" came the rousing yell from the darkness...

by alkuna_

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A Different Gelert: Today's comic is... Codestone!
What did I get myself into?

by uniqqued_

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The Dangers of 'D'
This Petpet is quite scared of loud noises...

Art by _icypanther_

by __lyra152__


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Shoyru Adventures
Some wearables are just... wrong...

by lawrence_189

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Le no name comic
If there are no baby Krawks, then how are they born?

by magic_boxes



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