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Issue: 305 | 17th day of Hiding, Y9 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
That's just great. Just great. I was going to get absorbed. I was going to get absorbed and probably, the jelly monster would implode and send me flying from Neopia Central all the way to the Virtupets Space Station.
How to Get a Job
You scan the list searching for the perfect job and finally, there it is! All you need to find is four bitten apples and you will get 850 NP. As you reach out to tear the ad off the wall, someone sneaks out from under you and snags it! You take a deep breath and try again... |
That Fantastic Flask!
Head down to Maraqua, where the fishing hole within the ruins is always open and treasure awaits. One such treasure is the fabled 'Flask of Rainbow Fountain Water'. A mysterious brew, captured in a clear glass bottle. If you were to peer inside, you might even glimpse... |
 | Dress to Impress
Are you a little confused about dressing up your pet? Do you need some advice on how to complete the perfect outfit? Look no further! I've compiled a list of 25 tips that will make your pet stand out from the crowd. 1. Get acquainted with your closet... |
| Other Stories |
"One Day At A Time" by ayame_23
12:00 p.m. Eat lunch with the rest of the team. The Aisha Defender made this an annoying task today. When I'm trying to have lunch, I don't want to hear about how her long golden locks got her in trouble today. Maybe if she cut her hair and stopped... |
"Where Neggs Come From" by reggieman721
I wasn't about to rush my decision. I'd waited for a long time to finally visit this place, and I wasn't going to purchase anything without extensive research. "Tell me about this one here," I said, as if I was in... |
"Monotonous Madness" by darkside_of_the_moon
"Umm... woohoo?" I replied, trying to sound enthusiastic for Darkside's benefit. She tries so hard to keep me and Staples happy, and I really appreciate it, but... she has a weird idea of fun, you know what I mean? |
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 A Hero's Tips for Heroes to Be
I've had a lot of questions about how to be a superhero lately, so I thought I would give all you Neopians some tips. Follow these tips, and you may one day become a great superhero like me...
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