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are like rubber bands, whatever you do snaps back at you. Be it good or bad.
Sick of Being Sick?
Not only are many new activities surfacing, but growing tension of an upcoming war is causing quite a stir. With all the excitement, people are buying weapons, and training their Neopets excessively. The consequence? Many Neopets are finding themselves overly exerted and ill... |
Waves of War
Once again war looms dangerously close overhead and we sail into unfriendly seas. Some of you are veterans of many a battle. Some may have never even seen a weapon in your life. But all of you will need to listen because it will be worth your time. War has come upon us and we are soldiers... |
| Malicious Maraqua
The Kelp. That is the latest fad overthrowing Neopia these days. It has savory foods for your pet to enjoy, gracious waitresses to bring you your heart’s desires, memorable decorations and, best of all, and avatar! I recently had my first experience at Kelp, and I certainly won’t be forgetting it anytime soon... |
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"A Piece of the Sky" by hottamale0774 Her wings, arms, and legs all seemed to be synchronized, making it look as if she was swimming through the sky... |
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Waves of War Once again war looms dangerously close overhead and we sail into unfriendly
seas. Some of you are veterans of many a battle. Some may have never even seen
a weapon in your life...
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