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A Darigan Out of Water

It was the first day of summer in Meridell. Neopians donning sun hats and light tunics strolled side-by-side while laughing children ran throug...

by parody_ham
Lost Possibilities

Lisha surreptitiously wiped the drops from her glasses as the spell faded away. She hoped, once, that just as she emerged from the future, others would...

by likelife96
The Beach Guardian

Blumrah rolled his eyes before turning his attention to an abandoned Neocola can half-buried beneath the sand. The Water Blumaroo retrieved the...

by hfallyn
King Skarl's Donation Dome

King Skarl's visit to Dacardia, inspired by the Donation Dome event in Tales of Dacardia.

by weiyannn
Daniel’s Weekend at the Beach

Daniel the Bruce was the most winter-loving Neopian there ever was. He was born in the foothills of Terror Mountain, was painted Christmas, and enjoyed contributing to the Month of Celebrating festivities every year by volunteering to...

by revidove
Riches & Reality on Krawk Island

In the paradise of Krawk Island, with ocean breezes, gentle waves lapping at the beach, and a clear blue sky, a bored Pirate Krawk idly flicked bronze Dubloons into a tin cup with despair.

by drziggs
Mynci’s Beach: Sand, Sun, and Second Chances

The sun rose over the shoreline of Mystery Island, spilling warm light across the sand where laughter was already beginning to echo...

by kindnessx
A Coconut JubJub Finds Meaning on Mystery Island

The sand felt soft under her feet, yet not as soft as what she had previously imagined. At least the view was mesmerising.

by sockies
 
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A Vendor’s Guide to Beachside Sales, Sand, & Survival



The following guide was recorded by an Island Vandagyre, Cora Lowena, a Licensed Beach Vendor on Mystery Island. For aspiring vendors for the upcoming summer season. During the summer months on Mystery Island, tourist activity increases significantly. From the long lines at Tombola to the questionable concoctions created at the Cooking Pot, there are many attractions that Neopians indulge in. I am here to remind you that even though they are here to “relax,” commerce does not stop. Following this guide will ensure you are well prepared for the influx of tourists looking to spend their Neopoints on interesting and one-of-a-kind wares—items only you can provide. On Setting Up a Proper Stall A successful day of sales—and an unsuccessful one—often boils down to location. Placement on the beach matters. With daily setup, you will quickly learn which areas of the beach work best for both you and your customers. However, there are some general notes I would adhere to: - While setting up close to the water sounds like a great idea to catch Neopians having fun, a rogue wave (or an overconfident Jetsam) will surely strike during the day, which will result in loss of inventory and possibly the Neopoints you made. - Setting up further inland might protect you from pesky sand particles and Neopians dripping water onto your product, but it doesn’t protect you from...



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A Tourist's Guide to Coastal Faerieland
When Faerieland fell, it managed to find a snug spot on the coastline of Neopia. The coast was barren and rocky beforehand and largely uninhabited.

by black_skull725

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Best Beach Day Essentials for Year 28!
Planning your next big Beach Day? Whether you’re going to Kiko Lake, Mystery Island, or any of the other tropical Neo Islands - you DEFINITELY need to plan ahead with your Beach Day essentials!

by melowierdums

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A Hero's Journey: Mystery Island's Mystery Monster
The Blue Acara practically skipped from the porch of White Shores Inn and onto the pristine sands of Omara Beach, leaving her three friends, two large beach umbrellas, a few thick towels and blankets, and a whole basket of food in the dust.

by precious_katuch14

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Artefact Hunters: Ikimono's Mirror
All things considered, that accursed mirror could have done much worse than a Biyako...

by sporty2443

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A Dazzling Day at the Beach
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by lesliiiiex

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Soakin' It up On The Beach
Leave only footprints and take only photos

by sbectacular



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