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Samson, the Pirate Lupe: Lost Memories - Part One

Samson woke to the soothing rock of a hammock within a ship's hold. Bleary-eyed, he groaned...

by firedoomcaster
A Faerie Tale: War - Part One

The Faeries came to Neopia in turmoil, with the drums of their hearts beating towards war. They were scattered, divided...

by herdygerdy
Another Hero's Journey: Decisions - Part One

"Rohane sent me a letter saying that he was already in Sakhmet Palace with Mipsy and Talinia. Apparently, there's been a string of mysterious sandstorms in the Lost Desert..."

by precious_katuch14
 
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"Snow Wars II Draftee: Chrysanthelithium's Epiphany" by luckyfishie
I took my cue and moved toward the front wall. Shielding my eyes slightly from the dazzling white snow, I scoped out any possible targets. "There's a Lupe coming up on the left!" I shouted to Harlex, now a few paces behind me. "He's moving pretty fast, too! You could aim a little in front of him just in case he moves before the snowball gets there!"




Other Stories


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Running Away
"Rose, you remember that I told you to keep up. I can't keep stopping the herd for you every time you fall behind."

by hylakisweetheart

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Jerdana The Protector
"Run, Dana, run. I know you should stay here, but we're at war with Qasala, and I couldn't let anything happen to you."

by froggylover911

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Kreludorian Cover-Up!
I didn't get another lead for several days, until I heard about a doctor dismissed from the Hospital because he did not "keep confidential information confidential."

by ponytail135

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How to be a Neoslang Nerd
The word or phrase that you don't understand is what I like to call Neoslang, named because it's slang you use on Neopets.

by surfy_chick27

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Tastes Delicious
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... er... maybe.

by greenflavouredink

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Never Trust Jhudora
Maybe next time I should just do her quests...

by lightgiver12345



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