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How The Drenched Came To Be: Part One

"I will be banished because of this 'blessing.' This is no blessing for me, it's an awful curse! You've never had the weight of Maraqua on your shoulders..."

by ewagon
A Confusing Conglomeration: Part One

Rocky finally glanced up and noticed the box. "What's that?" he asked, trying to untangle his two pairs of feet to stand up...

by appaloosa500
Return of the Double Agent: Part One

The shady blue Zafara walked through the corridors of Meridell Castle, drawing her hood over her eyes. Every time a guard would stop her and ask what she was doing there, she would produce a written letter with the seal of King Skarl on it...

Also by shadowcristal

by precious_katuch14

Fulfilling Illusen's Quest: Part One

"Hey Jacqueline, can I please go Meridell?" he asked suddenly, straightening up and brushing stray cookie crumbs off his clothes. Oops. He just remembered-

by grapesourhorse
 
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Ah, April Fool’s Day. One of the best holidays by far. This day is a day cherished by mischievous Neopets all over Neopia. It gives pets who usually behave by the rules a day to let loose, pull pranks and laugh at the expense of others' dignity! How fun, right? Well, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking?



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Nightmare of the Full Moon
Without warning a shadowy figure descended on her. She snarled, her claws flashing. A shaft of moonlight revealed a brown Lupe, laughing...

by ezparanza

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The Prankster
Erika was never a master prankster, but maybe this year would be different...

by btcomsa12

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Faerieland: a Disaster Waiting to Happen
But what if some villain found his or her way into the castle, somehow managed to undo the spell, and sent Faerieland falling to its doom in the sea, a thousand feet below?!

by upcat13

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A Mutant Chia's Uber-Spiffy Guide to Pillow Fighting
You turn your back for 2 seconds to shut the door, turn the lights on and start discoing with your Gruslen. But all of a sudden…..WHAP! You've been hit in the back of the head with a pillow by one of your younger siblings!

by nintendude12345

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Reality Chex
I can't believe I got such a good bargain on this neohome!

by thessprincess

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The Happiest Quiggle
I guess I must be sick...

by nut862



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