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	What Sort of Avatar Collector Are You? Avatars. 50 x 50 pixel bundles of joy. These microsized forms of self-expression are the stars of countless fan sites, featured on hundreds upon hundreds of pet pages, and are on the forefront of the thoughts of many Neopians. by yellowbanana5490
	Sneaking Your Way to the Great Qasalan Caper You must be thinking, "How can I possibly get away with stealing? That's just wrong!" Yes, it is, but not with this game. The Great Qasalan Caper encourages you to help the Meercas reach their goal. by pantsux
	How to: Earn 1000 NP for Every Game of Snow Wars II This is a timed game with the objective of protecting 5 snowmen from Snow Beasts and Lupes. To protect these snowmen you need to build a snow fortress around them. by x_ryot_grrrl_x
	Mynci Beach Volleyball: the Way to WIN! I have devised a list of easy to follow tips that are designed with YOU, yes you, in mind. Follow these hints, practice your little heart out and with a little luck the avatar and maybe even a shiny trophy might soon be yours. by alyndasgallery
	Faerieland: a Disaster Waiting to Happen But what if some villain found his or her way into the castle, somehow managed to undo the spell, and sent Faerieland falling to its doom in the sea, a thousand feet below?! by upcat13
	Far Out Gross Out Gross Foods can be categorized in two ways, by origin and by detestability. There are several origins of gross foods... by blackcairn
	Web of Vernax - a Guide to Spinning In this game you are a Spyder, and a very handsome one, I might add. Your aim is to survive! To do this you must catch the bugs (Vernax) that scurry around so that you may feast on them later. by miseryguts5720
	Are You Tired of Having a Shop That's ALWAYS Full? If you follow my instructions, not only will you sell an item or 2, you will probably sell out COMPLETELY! No longer will your shop go MONTHS without selling a thing! by kt2kool109
	A Mutant Chia's Uber-Spiffy Guide to Pillow Fighting You turn your back for 2 seconds to shut the door, turn the lights on and start discoing with your Gruslen. But all of a sudden…..WHAP! You've been hit in the back of the head with a pillow by one of your younger siblings! by nintendude12345
	10 Key Items for an April Fool's Trickster Well, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking? I think not. by lassie_nikki
	Neopian Conspiracy We've all heard the rumor about that certain character who will remain nameless cough the Petpet Shopkeeper - trying to take over Neopia behind the scenes (and if you haven't heard about it, now you have). by aqua_symph
	How I Won the Test Your Strength Jackpot! At the time of this essay, the Test Your Strength jackpot was hovering just over the 600 million neopoint mark. What is it going to take someone to win this jackpot? by grjocu777

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Ah, April Fool’s Day. One of the best holidays by far. This day is a day cherished by mischievous Neopets all over Neopia. It gives pets who usually behave by the rules a day to let loose, pull pranks and laugh at the expense of others' dignity! How fun, right? Well, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking?

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