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Lupe Pack Detectives-Copycat:Part Four

I had been disconnected from my family for roughly a week or so, so it felt good to be reunited with them as we headed back to our Neohome even though it was not the longest time that I had been away from them.

by lupe_hunter_7
The Curse of the Impatient Seamstress:Part Three

Justine hurried as she made her way into Uni’s Clothing Shop. She was weighed down by a bag holding every dress that she had made the night before.

by rocksysmom
The Flood that Brought Trouble:Part Two

Team A had started to swim off from the house and decided to split up. Harmony, the blue Acara, would look through Shenkuu. Markeene would follow her and report back to Hannah with their results while Harmony would continue the investigation.

by hannahcreep
 
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"Reginald Acorn and The Mysterious Jewel Thief " by dtrg
4:30 am, Neovia. I've been living here for a month already, but I still can't get used to it. The fog is particularly thick tonight and I'm shivering in my trench-coat. My breath is drawing small clouds of smoke around me. Big Skeith, my boss, is heavily breathing next to me. He's the biggest darigan Skeith I've ever seen and he smells like bacon. Don't tell him, apparently, it's rude to say people smells like bacon, which I don't understand because I sure do like bacon He's wearing a tightly fitted trench-coat and his hat is deeply screwed on his head. You are only able to see two creepy red lights, where his eyes are. Big Skeith, while being my boss, is also the chief of police of Neovia town. His real name is Marcus Worsley but everyone calls him Big Skeith, it apparently started years ago and it kinda stayed. He's rude, loud, violent and tells things like they are, but he's the best chief there is. He will always defend his men no matter what. He also gave me my chance to join the police, something I've always wanted, and despite the fact that I had zero experience.




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Reginald Acorn and The Mysterious Jewel Thief
The beginning of Reginal'd adventures as a detective!

by dtrg

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New Chapters
This is an imagining of my recent return to Neopets :) I had first played sixteen years ago.

by marchabun

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12 year old Neopian vs 28 year old Neopian
A bit of a sentimental article about my time on neo and what's different for me now.

by smithgem203

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Pets Are Friends Not Food
While browsing through Neopian Fresh Foods one evening looking for something delicious and nutritious to feed your pets for dinner you come across an item called Draik Steak. The description beneath the item reads ‘A large lump of prime rib shaped to look like a Draiks head (not actually made from Draik)’. You chuckle to yourself as you place a few in your basket and think ‘I wonder why they bother to say it’s not actually made from Draik, why would anyone want to buy a REAL Draik Steak?’

by phoned

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Trouble In Meridell
Who knew Dragoyles were so sensitive...

by muramoomo

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i'm broke
but im changing up the ways i earn $$$

by irasshai



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