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Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 6

Watch your tone, kid.

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 11

All I want is a white weewoo.

by blackaavar
A Very Merry Telethon (3 of 4)

What?! We're hosting a telethon?

Also by tmarks

by izzywizard

A Golden Appletunity - Part 2

You forgot a small detail.

by eugenie247
Cavities: Tree Wars: Part Two

Electrifying!

by thegoddesofxweetok1
Dad Knows Best

What do you mean this can't be repaired?

by wiiwario112
#LDN - Christmas Special

The Nightmare Before Christmas, AKA: Lord Dark Noirgus

by gorubeza
Neopet suggestions that make you go o_O

Maybe you should be studying intelligence instead...

Also by yellowsugardog

by mzkimmi

Kadoatie Logic

... the meaning is only theirs

by janderson_lee
Think Again...

Happy Holiday!

Also by dragondancer007

by zombifies

About Active Pets

In which certain Halloween pets are discovered to be less advantageous than others

by _quartervirus_
Reflection

Doesn't look a thing like me...

by o_babypet4me_o
Observation while doing dailies...

King Hagan Edition

by marcthegr8est1
Grumpy Baby Kyrii

Happy holidays everyone!

by alloways
 
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Feeling Like Christmas
Although Emmett was a Halloween Kyrii, Christmas was his favorite holiday. Halloween was a close second, of course, but Emmett still found himself looking forward to Christmas more than anything else. He loved the big holiday dinners, daily trips to Terror Mountain to visit the Advent Calendar, and of course, opening presents with his sisters and brother on Christmas morning.

by scubadove

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Organic Mystery
In his single bedroom apartment, Mason, a green Hissi, stared at his computer screen with blank eyes and a blank mind. Monomers, polymers, Neomers, achiral, epoxides, esters, hydration, elimination reactions. Every word his eyes glanced over ran together, creating a gross and complex mess of words inside his head. These terms had been familiar with him days and weeks ago, but now they meant nothing.

by paisleymw

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A Guide to Snow Wars II: Icy Snow Way Out
The Snow Beasts are coming, armed with their catapults and Lupe friends, and they're after your snowmen. What do you do? Declare the beginning of the Snow Wars, of course!

by faeriequeenoffire

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Nerkmid Type and the Alien Vending Machine
In this realm of conflicting information, I was curious to see the true statistical basis of these opinions. Thus, I ran my own data collection on the Nerkmid prizes.

by lithoxide

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The Holly and the Ivy: Part One
"If you get too cold you’ll fall into torpor, and you won’t wake up ‘til Running.” “Running?! But I’ll sleep right through Giving Day!” That was all the incentive Nan needed to stay in their little cottage until the snows stopped. And that was how winter went in the little hamlet of Caxton Bank, nestled in the foothills of the Werelupe Woods. Most years, anyway.

by cosmicfire918

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Of Silence: a Home for the Holidays: Part Two
This might just be the worst idea that Kanrik has ever had. Scaling the side of a mansion? Not a problem. Doing it in the dead of night? Child’s play. The fact that the mansion in question may or may not belong to the most notorious and feared assassin in the entirety of Neopia’s medieval realms — perhaps even the entirety of the planet as a whole? Well...

by theschizophrenicpunk



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