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Issue: 718 | 5th day of Awakening, Y18 |
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Headlines "Letters to Goose" by chistise Dear Goose,
I hope you are well and enjoying your travels in Shenkuu. I heard the weather there in summer is nice and warm.
I’m sorry that I haven’t written as often as I promised but I’ve been busy settling into my new home. My initial impressions of it were somewhat mixed but I’ve come to like it since. I’ve always wanted to live in an old, spooky mansion like this. I’m getting inspiration for my mystery novel every hour I spend here.
I got rather a shock the first night I came here. You remember how awful the weather was just that evening. After you went off on urgent business, I went down the winding path to the house. I stumbled upon it just as I started to worry I had taken a wrong turn somewhere. I pushed open the gate with a tremendous creak and walked up the decrepit path to the house. Lighting flashed as I reached the door and I saw this great, bulky outline of the house looming over me. It looked like it could topple over at any minute. I almost turned back but by then I had already knocked on the door and it seemed impolite to retreat just then.
I shouldn’t have worried for no one came to the door. I leaned up against it to listen for any footsteps.
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