White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

Circulation: 177,384,914

Issue: 313 | 12th day of Collecting, Y9

Comics

	Nokite & Tokite issue#2 Tooo easy! by keyalon
	Mumbo Pango! Mumbo Pango is BIG! by scotttie575
	Cooking Tips Neopia's "soup faeries" share their cooking secrets at the Faerie Festival. by christa_iz_cool
	Beware, It's Pink! Not another meepit comic! : O by heaven_666
	Neopian Angst Mom is NOT making you into an anthropoid! by christian_in_black
	That Comic With No Name ZOMG! by crystalthehedgehog
	Slorg's Adventures He is strong. by _kiplala_
	The Petpetpet Menace Pinchit! by seth123456
	CrazyComix: Babysitting Hunter Aaah! Earthquake! LOL!!! by samantha13_rose
	Discovery of the Lab Who knew? by phazey
	A Step Behind Two Titanic Squid jokes in a row? Come on... by dragon_charmer302
	Addled Aishas The Meteor has its revenge. by pocky
	A Moon Comb? What's so special about a moon comb? by pencil_cases
	Disturbeded We hope he's not serious about this. by disturbeded_banana
	Neopian Circumstances The Ghost Lupe's advantage by nefily
	Royal Disaster: Active pets yawn Is it nap time, yet? by nokikissa
	Ham-I-Am 2: The Gourmet Club You think he's upset now? Wait until he sees the check! by pettamapossum
	In The Neomix Sometimes numbers can be a real pain. by erecta
	Neopups You can find turmacs in this area. by coshi_dragonite
	Ultra Fashionable Potato Sack Ewww, what are you wearing?! by sea_monster2
	Click Here Warning: This comic contains an unidentified surface. by me_like_juice
	Cookies Have Feelings Too... Of course not. by madeleinebaldwin
	Look -- NO HANDS!!!! Mallow Adventures! Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Evil Feepit #24 Poor little breadfish... by fmoura_98
	Wafflecone Comix #4 Those Fridge Gnomes sure come in handy! by nickulla
	To Protect And Serve It's been pretty slow at the Headquarters lately. by dig_that_maniac
	The King of Meridell Look what I found! by sir_serene
	Sibling Antagonism Well, THAT was pointless... by checkers_33
	SWEETOKS GO AWAY!!!!! by hallowheart
	Rules For Being A Successful Neopian Villain FISH? by angelbloodshinra
	A Spooky Halloween, part 2 Brain Tree's Quest by ghostkomorichu
	Kadma(i)nia - The Series (Part #1) And the adventure begins... Also by tinkx by kazukazue

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Open Hearts, Closed Eyes
A young Lupe yelled in his gruff, loud voice, "Feepits are kind of cute!"

by superpowers36

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who are you my friend of many influences
It is inevitable to miss someone who goes away for a short while as much as, if not more than, someone who leaves forever...

by blackcairn

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Ultra Fashionable Potato Sack
Have you any idea just how much that will cost?

by kerrals

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A Closer Look at the Negg
Do you know where neggs come from?

by mikecc11

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The Fine Art of Battle: Part One
"Kentari!" Master Blepheros shouted at me as I entered. I bowed, but even my most careful bow was not nearly as good as even the youngest...

by sweetie_butterfly

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The Silent City: Part Four
Etana looked at the rock impassively for a moment, then scrunched up her face in the sudden realisation that the lump was moving slightly...

by xialavin

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