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Issue: 279 | 16th day of Awakening, Y9

Comics

	Beware, Mysterious Valentines! Or better yet, beware of Kadoaties bearing gifts... by aiyakhiori
	From Jhudora with Love What more would you expect? by invalid_character
	Don't Play With My Heart Can you fix it? by zelda2222
	Don't Ask... on Valentine's Day! When giving Instant Roses to a friend, make sure the instant part has already happened. by highlordofpenguins
	Finny's Corner Skyy is not a poet, and doesn't know it. by divisible_by_zero
	Squirrilia's Pages: Valentines Day Special A Mysterious Valentines Card! by accasperberry3
	Subnormal Ingenuity -flailflail- by dhej
	Idle Chatter I wouldn't ask, if I were you... by party_hobbit
	Almost Insane: Celebrate Birthdays With Caution Birthday Cakes + Birthday Candles = Total Makeover by vehement
	Define Idiocy Upcoming game: Kougra vs Kougra! by darkness1300
	Gelert Days Have you seen my pile of soot? by xxx_tayler_rox_xxx
	NeoQuest II: The Mysteries Have you ever wondered.... by gabeedragon
	A Really Secret Valentine Show you care... or at least try to. by peri0neo
	Von Roo Godori. Very, um, evil. by komodo_matta
	Jubble Bubble What Jubble Bubble can't do... by crazy_kathy
	The Neopian Life Neopian shoppers know no limits. by niumaten
	Common Mistakes Of course we'll play! by blublah81
	Fish Versus Fern Underwater fishing or Gardening supplies? by wirlhwind
	Who Says Lennies Can't Fly? Oh yeah? Concept by blacebrander by m3rcuri
	The Plain Truth: An "Evil" Valentine's Day!? More than evil! Idea by tirrya by kazukazue
	Kougra Comix Guess again! by teenagerobotfan777
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode VII Friend Bob Part II by khestrel
	Faellie Follies: Christmas? What is Fickle doing? by ewanspaz
	The Mind of Max ~ Valentines Special! No! Not a hug! by 0omythical_dragono0
	Edible Pets Why doesn't the Giant Omelette give out Speckled Usuls? by likeomg
	Unhinged Make a wish! by sharkies
	Just Another Comic Get it away from me! I can't stand to look at it! by jamz76
	The Bunker The plot continues... or starts... or, uh..... wait, what was I talking about? by hubadawaha
	neopets: neoventures Why can't Chocolates be eaten? by guardianpinkneko
	Our 7: Heart Attack? Happy Valentines Day!! by flowerchick81
	Refugees Yuck! The Neopian Times is all pink and girly again. by ssjelitegirl
	The Callahan Files You don't need a single neopoint for a Grey Paint Brush. by caloriemuncher
	Nonsense: Valentines Day Urgh, Valentines Day.... by kai_pawz
	Kiko Katastrophe It was bad enough before... by unaagi
	Random Something - Valentines Special IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!! by silvermare200
	The Royalz - The Cheap Valentine Err... It's empty... by mean_to_u
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Happy Valentines Day! by starlet12
	Happy Valentine's No ribbon... Idea by pineapple_apple by xo_madison_ox
	T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. C.R.A.Z.Y.: V-Day Happy Valentines Day! by 0x_freaky_x0
	Kryonus: Valentines Day Aww! by icesmith
	Sweet Valentine Thoughts I made you a muffin... Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Neopups Shenkuu dinner. by coshi_dragonite

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"Broken Scarabs" by nut862
He wasn't about to eat the dry cracker, knowing it would only make his throat burn for water. As it was, if the sun got much hotter, the Scarab Cookie would soon be a Burnt Scarab Cookie. Though it was lunchtime, Tomos didn’t feel like moving a muscle to swipe something to eat. Suddenly, a ghost of a refreshing taste came to his mouth, taunting him. Strawberries. Pyramid strawberries...

Other Stories

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Kylie's Valentines
With a little 'phew' I stuck my lunch box in my pack and slipped it onto my back. I noticed a small pink, heart-shaped note on my desk. A card? For me?

by pupluvr7177

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Spyder Bite
He entered the living room. It was just like he'd expected it to look. His other sister Sara was clinging to the chandelier and a tiny Spyder was perched on the floor...

by jayandcourtneyk

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A Different Kind of Valentines
"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.

by _snuppy_

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Interview With The Uppingtons
That's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it?

by jambammer

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Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Two
Luther didn't look offended at all. "Oh, I'm not even paying. It was Griptor's gift to me, for services to the hotel. Two weeks in Terror Mountain! A warm suite in the Mountain Lodge!"

by kemppotatoe

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Five
Blu sat bolt upright. Another dream, and another perturbing one at that. That figure, it must be the person who stole the Trident, she thought, but who is it?

by hotchick859

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