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Issue: 244 | 16th day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	Notions and Nonsense: The Cure Side effects include Pant Devil raids, Snowager Blasts, and being eaten by Swamp Ghouls... Art by peri0neo by patjade
	~Perfection~ Are you with me? by x_the_joker_x
	Operation Zafara What are they up to now? by x_marks_the_spot
	Faerie Quests Some people are just easy to please. by tristess
	Think Pink Now we know why Chiazilla is unhappy! by ginster_1
	Irrangularity It's Gebalicious! by rapperdalizard33
	Lol-ing I hate carrots. With a passion. by cooperates
	Brother 'n' Sister - Back Again I haven't seen him lately, you know... by kamikatze24
	Lab Ray Time Dedicated to emma101xd, based on emma101xd's pet, Iazuni. by shadowgem101
	In a Meepit's Mind Isn't he SO cute? by mcquackers
	Ummagine That If only they knew... by chiasarah
	::: Scribbles ::: 'Gifts From Strangers' by wings110
	Or Something Like It You've been reading that book for days! by kittie_orion
	Modern Marvels The Mystic has to be mystical sometime... by flarethdragon
	That Darn Yurble "Make sure Fyora doesn't escape..." Also by xpropugnator by gliderames
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 12 by the_darkjedi
	Stargazing Hey! I see something... by azellica
	>:/intriguingcomictitle Ep. 1 - Fixing Joy I want a hammer like that... by n0tr3sp0ns1bl3
	Rainy Day A helping petpet :) by greywhale
	Absolute Rubbish Cannibalism? by littledrummergirl92
	Sibling Rivalry So many stars...! by evilpuppyangel
	Why Introduction Boxes are No Longer Being Sold You wouldn't believe what I can get away with... by ravenscorne
	The Near Side Where do they get these ideas? by temiree
	Addiction We recommend that you view this comic if you are considering a royal pet. Also by cyclonial by respects
	Out Of Whack! Poor krawkeh... by bluepen
	Ehm... Drat. Art by ssjelitegirl by ladyariel32
	Kats Daze: The Lair Two words. by hanna_dc
	Tales of Randomness: Zoogie & Keely What paintbrush? by xxlavendervalleyxx
	Cease and Desist Turnabout is fair play. by world_of_noise
	Dangerously Insane After all those years making fun of Sloth... by leah_51293
	Something Has Happened! 4.0 You know, fame has its downsides too... by ravenatore
	Spiffeh Can I ask you a question? by nic_nac
	Qnde & Szoo: Invisible friend Doctor...? You have to help him... by shubi5
	UnNormal - High Score Winner!! by cozygen
	Nymph Neopia has no fury like Algebra Teachers. by khoste
	At the Altador Cup Sign-in Tent Won't somebody please think of the Kikos?! ;_; by soggy_cardboard

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"Dancing to the Music of Your Heart" by animalnutz1993
Ask her father, and he will say that Danielle's "silly dancing fantasies" are a thing of the past. What he doesn't know is that whenever he isn't around, Danielle dances to the beat of her chores and to her relaxation. With the wind flowing through her thick pink fur, she twirled while she swept, she swayed while planting seeds, and she leapt through the air while...

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The Blumaroo Who Couldn't Jump
"I-I'm M-muddytoes," Muddytoes said, trying to be brave, but he was stuttering so much that Tiger, Blake and Wilson could tell he was scared...

by eggy_the_great

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Garin's Surprise
The fur raced across his face as the strong sea air danced around him. Even though he had been victorious, one thought still raced through his mind. Where is Scarblade?

by 200389271

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The Public, Your Pets, and You
If only there was a behavior training school in Neopia! But there’s not, and so I’m here to offer you some good tips on keeping your pets in line instead.

by thesecondringbearer

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Petpets of Geraptiku
Remember, if you intend to adopt a Crocalu, please keep it with you as long as you can, and please don’t release it into the sewers, no matter how good your intentions are.

by duster119

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The Soul of Maraqua: Part One
There was only one Peophin left-and she was the one that the fate of Maraqua relied on so desperately. It was Naracissus, the small and slim White Peophin...

by grapesourhorse

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My Vacation: Part Two
It was a great relief to see the snow covered peak of Terror Mountain. The landing was not very good and I landed straight in the center of a junk pile...

by jeanaet

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