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Neopian Book Reviews: Fyoras Rule

Today we're going to do something a little special. Today we're going to talk about Fyora.

by dr_tomoe
Six Reasons Why Map Pieces Aren't Numbered

How many hours have we spent comparing little scraps of paper, counting how many palm trees or Waleins we have?

by gigandetsgirl
What's In A Name?

When you decide to create a new pet, you probably take lots of time choosing the species and picking out their future color. But when it comes to naming your new friend, many of us are at a loss!

by leafyshadow
Shenkuu Warrior II: Grappling Your Way to the Top

Now you too, can conquer and climb every mountain with the princess!

by nighters
The Exhibitor's Usukicon

I have the honor of being the exhibitor liaison for this year's Usukicon, and, as I'm sure you know, the success of this event depends almost entirely on you, our collectors.

by phadalusfish
Questioning the Magma Pool Guard

Today, I'm bringing you an interview with the Magma Pool Guard, that illustrious Tonu that stands between Neopians and their chance to paint their pet a very exclusive magma color.

by impellent
Which Usuki Doll are You?

Find your Usuki Doll Match, Just in Time for the Annual Usuki Doll Convention!

by pinkpaint
Of Shields and Swords

The release of the two newest shields in the Hidden Tower (HT), the Hubrid Nox Memorial Shield and the Shield of Faerieland, has added to the consideration of battledomers in planning out their sets and their battling strategies.

by akitera
Waiting for Usukicon - 10 Essentials to Take

My name is Dreamalia and if there is one thing you should know about my owner it's that she's Usuki crazy, or maybe just crazy; it can be hard to tell.

by daughters_ofthe_moon
5 Reject Usukis That Shouldn't Be Rejects

They're simply versions of the popular toys with defects of varying severity. Some people might consider dolls with these defects to be "unlovable," but nothing could be further from the truth.

by lutari_lover_555
 
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Why Map Pieces Aren't Numbered



A passing zombie groans and hands you a piece of a treasure map. You take it gratefully (how rude would you be otherwise?) and pause for a moment. Questions race through your mind. Is this sanitary? What's a zombie doing out in Neopia Central, anyway? Are they even supposed to be out in sunlight? Oh, right. That's vampires. As you turn the map over in your hands, noting its ripped edges and wondering how it all fits together, a greater question suddenly...



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Diary of a Mad Usuki Collector
So it was my birthday today, and my anger management coach said that I was making great strides. As a gift, he gave me this diary...

by dr_tomoe

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Usuki Singing Stars #12: No Place Like Home
"Do we even know her REAL name? And what if she's some idiotic glitter lover who doesn't mind salsa dancing in ugly pants? THEN what will we do?"

by downrightdude

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Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Ten
"Give it up, brother," a booming voice called.

Eva looked up and realised that she simply could not tell which twin was which.

by rachelindea


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Baby Adventures: The Mystery of the Fontaine Sisters - Part Two
As Treaphie was about to push the creaky wooden door, it was flung open from the inside by an angry-looking Red Mynci. "Arr, ye be takin' all me loot!" he snarled...

by cloudpuffpuff

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Bread and Butter
Featuring Pie from Peppered Reality

by _epiphany_

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Funny Closet?
I'm thinking something about Royal Girl Ixi Hat ...

by chak_chak



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