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Achievement Award Books: To Read or Not To Read?

With the addition of the new Altador Cup Achievement Awards this year for the fifth annual Altador Cup Tournament, many people may suddenly be wondering what to do with four new books on their hands.

by bittersweet52
A Basic Guide to the Employment Agency

I'll help you figure out the basics of how the Neopian Employment Agency is set up in this useful little guide.

by alt1981black
Wait, What? Another Restocking Guide for Newbies?

I thought it would be best to start from the very beginning and focus on new users.

by mushymerf
Which Uncommon Faerie Are You?

We've all heard the likes of Fyora, Jhudora and Illusen a plenty but what about the other faeries? Take this QUIZ!

by lollypopxz
Wishing Un-Well?

This awesome new avvie is every collector's dream.

by bessie_13
10 New Trophies To Spice Up Your Lookup

Turn a difficult trophy into an easily attainable one.

Also by pafc_will

by penury

Lord Darigan's Not-So-Secret Lifestyle

I asked Darigan what it's like to be the Lord of Darigan Citadel.

by nerdytiger
Save the Wheels? Pah!

The whole of Neopia is at risk here. Perhaps even the Meepits.

by luke_is_cool44
 
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Save the Wheels? Pah!



Listen up. May I ask, have you donated to the 'Save the Wheels' campaign? You most likely have, and quite a bit too. I assume you thought those donations were going towards renovating Neopia's most popular wheel, the Wheel of Excitement? Well, that 'nice, friendly, caring' red Lenny hardly needs well over three billion neopoints to do that, now, does he? TNT would do it for free! That Lenny is a cheating conman! And I have evidence!



Other Stories


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The Token
Far away in the mountains, a Kyrii is walking through the blizzard, but she is not struggling. She is not even stung by the touch of the howling wind...

by em91149172293886

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A Transformation
"I say, could someone sweep this dratted dust off of me! I would do it myself, but I can't quite reach," said a voice that sounded strangely like a box of nails being rattled.

by squeak13

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Into the Depths: Part Four
Swimming through the seaweed up to Caylis, she opened her clawed hands to reveal a golden armlet.

by bluecloud300

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Life in a Snowy Shadow: Part Two
"Have you been to the Advent Calendar already?" she said excitedly. "I'm on my way there right now! What did they give out?"

by sapphirekira

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Hide-And-Go-Seek
Best. Spot. Ever.

by chinchy_rox72

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Unusual Cookery
My tail is NOT some kind of tasty snack.

by fleurdust



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