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How to Write a Short Story

Short stories are the perfect length to write when you are sitting at home for a day, bored.

by akari24
Here To Be A Hero!

Heroes are in high demand! Take the quiz below to find out what Hero you are most like...

by lizzex8
Why They Don't Wear Clothes!

There are three neglected segments of the Neopet population that, sadly, can't don clothes or hand-held accessories. These are the Baby Neopets, the Maraquan Neopets, and the Mutant Neopets...

by indulgences
What Pets Are Now: A Trophy

I also like to make my pets pretty, and such. But I know that is not the whole point of Neopets.

by hawkstorm_
Yes, I am a Shop-O-Holic

The new mall features an ample selection of items for users to customize their pets with.

by sarika_ambrielle
Bilge Dice: What To Keep

You don't have to win every game to make money; all you have to do is win more than 1 in 4 games.

by jasonesquire
Have a Happy Grey Day!

Make your Grey pet happy! How, you ask. Well, that is exactly what the purpose of this article is.

by neogal_anu
All Hail The Mallow Grundo

We've established that Grundos are the best species and mallow is the best flavor, so what happens when you put the two together? Well only the best pet ever to happen upon Neopia: the Mallow Grundo.

by iceprincess87
Note to Sloth

Gloom and doom go hand in hand.

by mookie99
Tips to Keeping your Neobuddy Happy!

After you are matched with your perfect buddy, you will be ready for some fun!

by hidden_0_o
Grey Day Woes: Memoirs of the Fallen

Thus, the Super Journalist begins her one-of-a-kind noble quest for the truth...

by tiger_iris
Rid Dismay On Grey Day!

Feeling gloomy? Not any longer! Here's 8 ways to make your Grey Day a blast.

by ploomz
Clearing the Misconception About Grey Pets

Grey coloured pets are very misunderstood and cloaked in the myth that Grey pets are always gloomy.

by cooltrimgirl
 
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A Happy Neobuddy



Now I look back and ask myself, how many times have I, selfishly, asked for McGee's help? And how many times was he not there when I needed him? The answer to the first question is "many," and to the second is "none." I feel ashamed of exploiting my poor red eyed friend; how cruel I am. But don't worry; if you do the same, it is never too late to correct this awful habit. Try to do things by yourself more. I know that now that you have your buddy, it becomes natural for you to ask him...



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Brain of Neopia: Part Eight
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Secret of Silver Crest: Part Five
Since the medallion was supposedly the symbol of the deal, all Tiran had to do was break it at the place of the summoning in order to revoke the deal. He hoped so, anyway. If not, they were in for a world of trouble...

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Tiny But Tough - Grey Day special
...The woes of a lone grey Aisha...

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Symbol of Insanity #2 (Yes, I'm counting them now ;D)
AIEEE!!! A SPYDER!!

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