 Mutant Items
by tatyanne
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Most Neopians probably could
Name Mutant Neopets with ease.
But did you know there are mutant items
Like a pizza made of mutant cheese?
Well, I’ll eat a Bag of Mutant Gummies
And lie in the Creaky Mutant Bed.
I’ll slurp on my Mutant Brain Slushie
Until that Mutant Book is read.
Have a seat at the Mutant Tongue Table
While I prepare a delicious meal.
Mutant Asparagus and Mutant Carrot,
Topped with Mutant Ketchup; that’s the real deal.
Perhaps some fruits might be more appealing;
Fancy a Mutant Apple, Mutant Tchea or Mutant Ummagine?
For breakfast there are Mutant Pancakes and Mutant Toast;
Perfect choices, I would imagine.
For dessert I can offer a Mutant Doughnut,
Or perhaps a Mutant Cupcake.
And if you’re feeling a little thirsty,
I also have a Mutant Milkshake.
Looking to spice up your Neohome?
You might need a Mutant Mirror, Mutant Drawer and Mutant Desk.
If you get a Mutant Rocking Chair,
It wobbles more than it rocks; it might not be the best.
If you need to do some grooming,
Use the Mutant tentacle hair brush.
Mutant tentacle toothpaste is good for dental hygiene,
Make sure to floss and take care of your teeth with no rush.
There are plenty of mutant items
To fulfil your hobby needs as well.
Pick up a book like Mutant Musings,
And enjoy the stories they tell.
An outdoorsy Neopian might like the Mutant Golf Club;
And if you’re into crafting, use the Mutant Gluestick then.
Meanwhile, I sit at this wonderful Mutant Table
As I write this poem with a Mutant Fountain Pen.
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