When Good Meepits Go Bad...

Meepits hate to be cuddled.

No, they do not. They rather enjoy to be worshiped and loved. They do not bite you if you try to be nice to them. And most certainly - they will not hate you if you hug them.

Meepits have sharp teeth and THEY WILL KILL YOU!

*cough* They will not harm you. Their teeth are not that sharp. This rumour has been going on for ages and it has no proof what so ever.

Meepits are afraid of the light.

They are not creatures of the night, you know. They love the sun and they love daylight. Actually, they would be rather sad if you wouldn't let them out once in a while.

Meepits are out to get us!

This is the silliest thing I have ever heard. Meepits are friendly. Sure, their eyes reflect madness and hunger for blood, but that does not mean that they want us to be gone. Have you ever seen a Meepit who is trying to chase you and harm you? No? Well, there you have it.

Meepits drink blood.

How ridiculous. They prefer Juppie Juice. As you all know, there is no game called “Meepit Blood Break”! They are not some small Dracula-creatures. They are PINK, for crying out loud.

Meepits want all plushies to be gone!

Actually, no. They like all those woolen toys. Put a Meepit in a room which is full of plushies and see for yourself. It will love it!

Meepits are EBIL!

Ha-Ha-Ha! How can they be “ebil”? Look at them! Aren't they adorable? Meepits are not evil or ebil or anything like it. I repeat: They are PINK, for crying out loud. Pink petpets can not be evil.

Meepits eat Slorgs!

Why would they eat Slorgs? No offense, but Slorgs are slimy, icky and squishy. Not suitable for eating. Meepits are picky. If they would eat petpets, they would eat Flouds. But they do not, I repeat, DO NOT eat other petpets.

Meepits are Sloth's minions.

How did you know? Oops, I meant- What? No! No way! Meepits hate Doctor Sloth. Yep, hate. Umm, let's carry on.

Meepits ate all the avatars in Neopia!!

*sarcastic face* Yeah, right. Meepits do not care about some avatars.

Meepits want to take over the Neopian Times!

That's true. They would like everything to be about them. No doctor Sloth or cute pets. Just Meepits. *looks behind her* I was just kidding. Ha-Ha? Meepits are friendly and they do not want the Neopian Times for themselves.

Meepits want to steal Adam and Snowflake!

No, they do not want to do that. Nope, definitely not. They might be interested in the El Picklesaur. But not Adam and Snowflake.

Meepits want to make a new game called “Whack-a-little-annoying-person-behind-the-computer”

Oh no, they just love all living creatures. They don't want to whack us. Poke maybe, but not whack us. Yup, no whacking for those little fellows.

Meepits took over the Neomail and we won't get anymore mail!

You will get your mail. Don't be alarmed if your mail has 2000 rows of tight text which says “Meepits rock!” This is just a glitch. *whispers* Actually, it is not a glitch. *cough* Where were we?

Meepits want all the Ga-Ga-Grub.

Trust me, they don't. Yuck, who would ever eat Ga-Ga-Grub? That is insane. No one likes Ga-Ga-Grub. Okay, almost no one. *Cough*

Meepits came from the Fungus Caves.

Nope, they did not. They came from Faerieland. All the faeries love them. *Cough*

Meepits can speak!

No, they can not. It is outrageous. How could small petpets talk? Their mouth has only one purpose. And that's to eat us.. I meant, drink Juppie Juice.

Meepits like to wear underpants!!

No, they do not. Have you ever seen a Meepit wearing clothes? *whispers* I have.

Meepits want to steal Adam's asparagus!

Oh no, they don't like asparagus. Adam can breathe easily, as his asparagus isn't being threatened by Meepits.

Meepits once ate a boy!

Where did you hear that? So not true. They ate a girl. Oops, I meant, they did not eat anyone. As I said before- they only drink Juppie Juice. They do not eat humans.

So who are those Meepits? They are the coolest and prettiest petpets EVER! They mean no harm. Yep, no harm. Get your lovely and adorable pet a Meepit right away. Go on, buy a Meepit. *Looks behind her again* Do not forget- Meepits are good. Do not believe those awful rumours about them! Here's a little song for all those Meepits out there:

Meepits' Rock

Neostaff has some Meepits.

Ee-i-ee-o.

And their site they had some Meepits.

Ee-i-ee-o.

And a meep-meep here.

And a meep-meep there.

Here meep, there meep.

Everywhere a meep-meep.

And again!

Neostaff has some Meepits.

Ee-i-ee-o.

And their site they had some Meepits.

Ee-i-ee-o.

And a meep-meep here.

And a meep-meep there.

Here meep, there meep.

Everywhere a meep-meep.

Everyone sing along the Meepit Song. Isn't this fun? Meepits are the coolest and we should sing this song forever and ever and ever. The Meepits would really enjoy that!

HELP! *screams*

Oh, I meant- THE END!

Author's Note: I must say that this article was not completely my idea- the angry Meepits made me do it! They threatened me with their razor-sharp teeth and their awful Juppie Juice! Please do not believe a word of this article because the Meepits ARE evil. They want the Neopian Times for themselves. Adam and Snowflake - watch out for those Meepits!!! And they wear underpants! Pink underpants! Just like doctor Sloth!! *silence* Oh, please no! Not the Juppie Juice again!!! NOOOOOOO!!!