Week - 279 On the Validity of Zapped Petpets by carrotopian

Description: Calling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous!

Week - 285 Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore by carrotopian

Description: A happy Chia is an undigested Chia!

Week - 298 Being Pea by carrotopian

Description: I do not want to be a food item; I want to be mean and scary and made out of patchwork.

Week - 329 The Jhudora Day Bunny by carrotopian

Description: Suspended in its own modest aura of vegetable charm was a medium-sized, slightly knobbly, purple and green carrot...

Week - 361 The Great Carrot/Floud Experiment by carrotopian

Description: I am sharing my findings with you now because I solemnly believe that my research has barely scratched the surface of this mystery...

Week - 360 The Latest NC Mall *cough* Fashion *cough* Item by carrotopian

Description: Soon to be on sale!

Week - 379 Slothic Neopets: Your Minion of DOOM and You! by carrotopian

Description: How many Neopets do you think have ended up languishing in the Neopian Pound because their owners were ill-equipped to deal with their seditious conduct?

Week - 401 MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine by carrotopian

Description: Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it.

Week - 418 "Whoa, Hokey-Okey-Cokey" by carrotopian

Description: I have been living in the shadow of the Secret Laboratory Ray myself and I must say, I am not particularly happy about it.

Week - 581 Derrière Despair by carrotopian

Description: If ever there was reason enough for a Valentine Day Paint Brush - this is it!

Week - 587 Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the pail)* by carrotopian

Description: Just when I thought my days of being my daft owner's freakish test subject were over, carrotopian has given in to her creepy fascination for any edible and drinkable Neopian items that can cause some unexpected changes to yours truly.

Week - 600 Dodgy Dinners by carrotopian

Description: I am a little concerned. Some of my Neopets (the usual gang of troublemakers) are up to something distasteful and I can hardly bear to face the truth of it. They are performing sinister acts involving innocent Edible Petpets!