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Week - 244

The Public, Your Pets, and You
by thesecondringbearer
Description: If only there was a behavior training school in Neopia! But there’s not, and so I’m here to offer you some good tips on keeping your pets in line instead.

Week - 1011

Why the Snowager Should Be Your New Best Friend
by thesecondringbearer
Description: I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “thesecondringbearer! If I were to pick a new best friend in Neopia, it wouldn’t be that grumpy old Snowager. It would be Queen Fyora: wise, benevolent, and practically all-knowing.”

Week - 1017

How to Stave Off Boredom at the Neopian Hospital
by thesecondringbearer
Description: You’re volunteering at the Neopian Hospital. Repeatedly. Three or four shifts a day. And when you started, it sounded exciting.

Week - 1019

The Best Halloween Parties in the Haunted Woods
by thesecondringbearer
Description: Since arriving in Neopia, I’ve spent years sneaking into—er, I mean, receiving invitations to—some of the most exclusive Halloween parties in the Haunted Woods. And it took nearly two decades, but I’ve finally attended them all.

 
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Trick or Cheat
"Trick or Treat!” Little Timmy squealed with delight as the Neopians before him dropped several pieces of candy into his bag.

by maddie_bangz

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What NOT to Dress as this Halloween
Spooky Season is officially here! Halloween is the one time of year where there are little to no rules to dressing up, but given the events of the plot this year, there may be some considerations to weigh. Collab with 9kas

by neoaggie99999

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The Halloween Curse
Two best friends find themselves deep in the Haunted Woods on Halloween night. What could possibly go wrong?

by greencheese79

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A Totally Fruit-ening Haunted House
A granny smith, baby carrot, cherry tomato, and devil gooseberry walk into a shop...

by cardinally

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The Tell-Tale Harmonica
My name is Davidroy, a Darigan Techo from the far side of Neovia, but you can call me Dave. This is my tale of obsession, madness, and my dealings with a Dark Faerie on an eldritch Hallow’s Eve.

by mamasimios



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