Short Stories

	The Nedler Painting The tentacles were what made the thing intolerable. Three tentacles, long, purple, slimy... by cpmtiger
	The Squeezy Toothbrush My mother is a very hygienic person, and being the male Shoyru that I am, I do not take part in the thing she calls 'bathing' very often... by tabbsizzles
	Sea and Sky: The Story of the First Faerie Peophin Above the sound of waves crashing to the beach, she could hear a soft cry. As she swam closer to an outcropping of rocks fringed by berry bushes... by princess_raging
	The Story of Baby Angel What lurks under that cute and innocent face? by ilovefoxtrot
	Switch Jhudora stared at the smoking shelf with an annoyed look. She huffed loudly. "Even Illusen's job is superior to this!" she exclaimed... by tigerstripe172
	The Star and Flame Chronicles: Where It All Begins I knew I could handle another pet. I wasn't exactly wealthy, but I had enough... by reeses_pet
	Story of a Scriblet How did I end up here? In a few seconds, it all came back. The pesky Aisha, the terrifying paw of Fluffy the Warf... by popdoom
	A One Act Play Concerning Mendelev the Kacheek I doubt that you have ever heard Of a Kacheek named Mendelev... by spunk1
	The Story of The Usul Suspects Watching over ten Baby Usuls was going to be difficult, especially for five hours, but if she was getting paid... by moondog1997
	I Will Always Be Your Biggest Fan She’d been replaced by other new singers, more talented, prettier outfits... by doopingla
	Jelly Welly, My Bestest Friend Ever! "Ooh, what is it, what is it? Tell me!" Little Parlat was so excited; he was jumping up and down with glee... by ffamran
	Five Going On Twenty Being a Big Krawk is certainly different. Before... how do I explain? by weaponstar

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Vegetarian Zombies

After the release of the Zombie Paint Brush, many owners found their beloved pets were staggering around moaning, "Braaaaains." But what about the poor zombies who are vegetarians? This article was written for those owners who want to keep their pets away from the Brain Tree, Mutant Kacheeks, and very intelligent Neopets players. *cough* So read this, and please hurry; I just saw a group of zombies planning a field trip to see the Brain Tree (no need to pack a lunch...)

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Questiquette
Simply select "Quests" from the Neoboard Index and help is just a click away. After all, the kind folks in here are willing to lend a hand!

by mamasimios

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Berry Bash: A Step Back... and in the Right Direction
Berry Bash, like older games on Neopets, has no end, but simply becomes harder and harder.

by coolboy224

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I Don't Want to Be a Pirate: Part Three
Captain Bloodscar kept his finger pointed at Gerald, and the pirate crew collectively stood from their seats. Gerald closed his eyes in fear...

by stingjc

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The Curious Incident of the Statue in the Night-time: Part Four
Mr. Jennings sipped his tea once before putting the cup back on the saucer. "Far too hot," he said. "I shall have to let it cool..."

by herdygerdy

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Life According To...
They always pop up at the last second!

by mandellababe

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Green Spikes: Revenge!
The Grundo Leader won't know what hit 'im.

by okami_ginhane

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