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Vegetarian Zombies

After the release of the Zombie Paint Brush, many owners found their beloved pets were staggering around moaning, "Braaaaains." But what about the poor zombies who are vegetarians? This article was written for those owners who want to keep their pets away from the Brain Tree, Mutant Kacheeks, and very intelligent Neopets players. *cough* So read this, and please hurry; I just saw a group of zombies planning a field trip to see the Brain Tree (no need to pack a lunch...)

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