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Desert Requiem: Part One

She met the zombie who had saved her life sooner than she dared hoped. The meeting took place near sundown, atop the city walls.

by kalnya
 
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The 7 Yooyus



In order to really enjoy a game of Yooyuball though, and to have the chance to rack up lots points for your favorite team, one needs to truly know how each unique Yooyu really works while out on the field during a fun game of Yooyuball.



Other Stories


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Tangor's Assistant
The line for his workshop is far out the door and from morning to night he has lots of customers galore. They love his imagination and what he can do, just with a few extra pieces or two. He was always busy, and not much time to snooze. Tangor was even a bit lonely too, even though he saw customers every day, they never stay very long.

by theoriginaltali

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A Hot Heist
“The Ice Crystal Shop could make a fortune down here,” Inhi muttered to himself as he wiped another coating of sweat from his brow. He hadn’t even entered Moltara proper, he was still waiting in the elevator queue on the surface. But it was insufferably hot—even for a Hissi like himself.

by drifbilim

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A Legendary Complement
An insightful evaluation of the legendary Altadorian petpets.

by skolver

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What's Really Going on in Neopia?
My name must be obscured. My tin hat will protect me. Trust no one. Question everything.

by nicksluka

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NeoPaper: Budget Cuts
Are you sure there aren't... erm... better things to cut first?

by mbredboy31

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Lame Pun: Altador Cup start
Now with 100% more beef

by blackaavar



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